<p>i thhought this was a pretty good list haha although who’s going to forget some of that stuff</p>
<p>[10</a> Essentials You Can’t Forget to Bring to College (Part 1)](<a href=“Campus Compare”>Campus Compare)
[10</a> Essentials You Can’t Forget to Bring to College (Part 2)](<a href=“Campus Compare”>Campus Compare)</p>
<p>condoms .</p>
<p>the pill. condoms are so high school.</p>
<p>Extra condoms.</p>
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<p>And STDs are so college.</p>
<p>Wow…this one went downhill faster than any post I’ve ever seen!</p>
<p>Thanks for the links redwings. </p>
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<p>lol. Now if somebody can just invent a filter that does the same thing in reverse… :)</p>
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<p>schweeet :)</p>
<p>It’s really funny to watch people try to hit on girls in the laundry room. I lived in an all male dorm freshman year so it didn’t happen but last year I felt bad for some of the girls who would go in there to do laundry and get hit on constantly. A couple wore their worst clothes and no make-up on purpose just so guys wouldn’t do it.</p>
<p>“Tip #2: It does not hurt to pretend you forgot the detergent when there is a cute girl in the laundry room. This serves as a decent ice-breaker. Even better is acting innocent and having them show you how to do laundry. They go for it every single time.”</p>
<p>Maybe run the cube test and tell them they have C-shaped teeth while you’re at it. Whatever happened to “Hi, I’m ______” without stupid gimmicks? Hot girls are just people too.</p>
<p>Easy’s bitter. Don’t forget the best friends test.</p>
<p>Oh yeah. It must take wanton bitterness to satirize premeditating contrived situations to talk to girls. </p>
<p>“Don’t forget the best friends test.”</p>
<p>…And then you got to make sure to AMOG the other guys in the laundry room, impose a false time constraint, and then unleash a DHV.</p>
<p>easy you seem to know a lot of weird stuff about picking up girls haha…</p>
<p>…anyway, i just packed my flip-flops because i don’t want to know whats going to be on those tiles:</p>
<p>“College bathrooms and shower stalls become gross, inevitably, so prepare yourself; you never know what you’ll be stepping in or on, so wear some flip flops to shower and save yourself the hassle.”</p>
<p>Yeah, flipflops in the showers are an absolute must. The ones at my school looked clean but still, theres 30 some guys using 8 showers.</p>
<p>How the hell do staph infections work, and could you get it from a public shower facility? I saw some MMA dude that got staph, and it was nasty.</p>
<p>Lighter. Nothing gets you in with a girl at a party better than if she pulls out a smoke and asks you for a light. It’ll open up the gates for conversation and sharing a cigarette. I can’t think of a better ice breaker.</p>
<p>plus, burning stuff is fun</p>
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<p>No. He’s just being a “our VP’s first name”.</p>
<p>^Richard???</p>
<p>Dick. Think of the common nicknames for Richard.</p>
<p>oh, the fun to be had in an abandoned dormitory laundry room at 4 am when waiting for the clothes to dry. especially when you discover that the door locks :)</p>
<p>also, girls should definitely carry condoms, too.</p>
<p>haha i volunteer for planned parenthood so i generally have like 200 or so in my dorm room at any given time & my friends just grab them whenever they’re over…</p>