12 signs you’re losing it over the college admissions process

Parents Forum
1

When the death of the family cat is seen as golden material for an essay, you know you’re in trouble.

  1. Obsessive admissive syndrome.
  2. Gapophobia.
  3. Nagatosis.
  4. Schleporrhea.
  5. School elimination disorder.
  6. Campus tour psychosis.
  7. Extracurricular panic disorder.
  8. SAT deficit hyperactivity disorder (SDHD).
  9. Admissions-induced agoraphobia.
  10. Textatosis.
  11. Contact spamatitis.
  12. Younger sibling catatonia.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/magazine/2019/10/23/signs-you-losing-over-college-admissions-process/3NNXGwqFguHV2KrTpPcbEL/story.html

2

The main sign was accidentally left off the list: You have a high-school senior in your home.

3

Acute addiction to asking others to make decisions for you.

Strangers? → CC-itis.

4

Lol.

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