<p>“The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business”</p>
<p>[13</a> Year Old Steals Dad’s Credit Card to Buy Hookers](<a href=“http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm]13”>http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm)</p>
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<p>Sounds like he’s well on his way. ;)</p>
<p>Sad. His father, a lawyer, was ‘too busy’ and forgot to get him a birthday present!!!</p>
<p>ROFL. Someone’s leg is being pulled, I could have sworn I was reading “The Onion”:</p>
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<p>This is obviously a joke.</p>
<p>“The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played “Halo” on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.”</p>
<p>Why would the article even try mentioning something like that? Evidently a hooker would not… nevermind.</p>