<li>“The devil made me do it.”</li>
<li>“Well, Grey’s Anatomy was on…”</li>
<li>“Studying is for pansies.”</li>
<li>“Why should I do the homework if I can ace the test?”</li>
<li>“Why should I do well on the test if I’m exhausted from the homework?”</li>
<li>“But I thought we’d have extra credit oppurtunities…”</li>
<li>“Your class doesn’t challenge me.”</li>
<li>Two words: Peer Pressure</li>
<li>“This is a challenging and emotional time for me.”</li>
<li>“My mommy wouldn’t let me study.”</li>
<li>“We had homework last night?”</li>
<li>“You should give us more notice for tests.”</li>
<li>“We should only worry about the grades given to us by the Lord.”</li>
<li>“I had a bad case of malaria last night.”</li>
<li>“Why do we have any right to interpret Shakespeare? Are you Shakespeare?”</li>
<li>“When I look back at my life, I doubt I’ll say ‘damn, I should’ve studied for that test!’”</li>
<li>“Why should valedictorian matter when I’ve got an a-- like this?!”</li>
<li>“Class rank is for sissies.”</li>
<li>“Just shut up, Mr. _______”</li>
<li>“Damn, senoritis is no joke!”</li>
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<p>You forget one, Martha. </p>
<p>“He’s an awful teacher. We don’t learn anything in that class.”</p>
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<li>it is funny…I’ll give it a b for originality and creativity</li>
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<p>The one private joker is the one I hear most often…
I agree with number one and two of GUNOT’s list.</p>
<h1>4 is kind of true, especially if you’re used to not having homework collected, and then all of a sudden you get a teacher who checks homework daily</h1>
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<li>I fed my dog my homework.</li>
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<p>Psh! I don’t need an excuse for a 4.0</p>
<p>KID: Mr.Teacher, will you ever punish me for something I didn’t even do?
MR. TEACHER: of course not.
KID: Good. 'Cus I didn’t do my homework.</p>
<p>Omg Did Anyone Watch That Grey’s Anatomy That One Night In Like April, When Something Big Hapenned, And People Wouldn’t Stop Talking About It? They Were Like “omg Did You See Grey’s Anatomy Last Night?” And The Other Person Was Like “yea, Omg, I Can’t Believe What Hapenned!”</p>
<p>^why the hell do you capitalize everydamn single first letter of a word?</p>
<p>cuz that’s how it’s done in the hood, gangsta</p>
<p>It was a bit funny, but #17 was HILARIOUS!!!</p>
<p>Nobody will buy all your excuses. However I really need some good excuses as an explaination for my two Bs this semester.</p>
<p>well it was a joke.
and greys anatomy really stops a week for me, so there’s been times (the code black episode stands out in memory) that i wish i could’ve used it as an excuse for not doing anything. four and sixteen are incredible, though.</p>
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<p>It was supossed to be in all caps. But it changed it to capitalize the first letter in every word.</p>
<p>I thought it was hilarious, good job Martha</p>
<p>sorry, not one of your better posts martha…but you’re still awesome</p>