<p>I’m not sure if you guys are familiar with some 4chan memes, but they would be great to post along with “This is Sparta” (which is considered one of those memes). Feel free to draw Leonidas’ face on any political cartoon for your AP History test.</p>
<p>Some of these Include:</p>
<p>A Cat Is Fine Too A winner is you An Hero Baby **** Barrel roll Bayeux Tapestry Bel-Air **<strong><em>es Don’t Know Bix Nood Bridget Buy A Dog Candlejack Catnarok Caturday Ceiling Cat Centipede filled vagina Chin-chan Cockmongler Copypasta Creepypasta Delicious Cake Demotivators Desu Diabeetus Divide By Zero DO IT ■■■■■■ DO NOT WANT Epic Fail Guy Epic Threads FGSFDS F40PH Gaijin 4Koma George Zimmer Goodnight Sweet Prince HA! HA! Guy HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK </em></strong> Happycat Happy Negro How Do I Shot Web? I Am In Your Base Killing Your D00ds I Came I Has A Shuvel IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER INTERNET HATE MACHINE Over 9000 ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION GET IN THE CAR! LOL WUT Longcat Moar Mudkips Nevada-tan O RLY Pedobear ??? Pool’s Closed Profit Raptor Jesus Rickroll The Sandwich Chef This Looks Shopped Waha WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yaranaika ZA WARUDO</p>
<p>What is in this thread is nothing but new***s</p>
<p>THIS IS NOT COPYPASTA
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.</p>