50 Reasons Why Hillary Will LOSE!

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<p>Each day, I will post a reason. Others may post a reason as well.</p>

<p>Reason #1: Her husband makes her decisions for her</p>

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<p>Reason #2: Barack Obama</p>

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<p>Reason #3: The South will secede if she does, and thus, voters are smart enough to prevent another civil war.</p>

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<p>Reason #4: Waaay too polarizing.</p>

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<p>Reason #5: She will reinitiate slavery, thus, even when the South secedes, part of the North will also secede, further thus, reducing the US into the size of Iraq.</p>

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<p>Reason #6: The south has a huge population of male chauvinistic southern baptists. Hillary’s a woman. Do the math.</p>

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<p>Reason #7: She lacks crunk-ness.</p>

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<p>Reason #7 She’s a woman :D</p>

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<p>Thats actually reason #8</p>

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<p>not only will the south secede, but also the east and west</p>

<p>also, canada and mexico will secede from North America. the UN will also disband, knowing that this is probably the end of the human race.</p>

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<p>She’s a Dem and voted for the war and yet, she won’t admit that she made a “mistake”. The libs will be absolutely livid if she doesn’t come out and say it because they’re all anti-war.</p>

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<p>hillary wants oil to grease up her boobs. oh wait, she doesnt have any.</p>

<p>hmm…then i guess she will win, since she’s not a woman? i mean, she certainly has the style, the finesse, to…uhh…lose? yeah that sounds about right.</p>

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<p>Reason #9: The concept of a bipartisanship will be thrown completely out the window.</p>

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<p>Reason #10: She is Jack Thompson’s slave</p>

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<p>Why exactly is Hillary so polarizing? She’s not THAT liberal.</p>

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<p>^One of the characteristics of a Republican is hating anyone named Clinton.</p>

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<p>I wish they could bring Bill Clinton back. And if the south wants to secede, LET THEM. By all means. I’m tired of my mom’s federal income taxes going to support Mississippi.</p>

<p>Who said we wanted them back during the Civil War?</p>

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<p>Reason #11:</p>

<p>She is Voldemort in disguise and Harry will be killing her off this summer.</p>

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<p>You must be kidding.</p>

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<p>Reason #12: shastarasta ate her as her fourth appetizer</p>