A Christmas Carol, Ayn Rand style

Colleges & Universities Princeton University
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<p>Found this amusing:</p>

<p>The ruggedly handsome and weirdly articulate Ebeneezer Scrooge is a successful executive held back by the corrupt morality of a society that hates success and fails to understand the value of selfishness. So Scrooge explains that value in a 272-page soliloquy. Deep down, Scrooge’s enemies know that he is right, but they resent him out of a sense of their own inferiority. Several hot sex scenes and unlikely monologues later, Scrooge triumphs over all adversity – except a really mean review by Whittaker Chambers. Meanwhile, Tiny Tim croaks. Socialized medicine is to blame.</p>

<p>Merry Christmas everyone.</p>

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<p>LOL! that was funny!</p>

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<p>Yeah, if you’ve ever read “Atlas Shrugged” or maybe “The Fountainhead,” you’ll get the humor really easily.</p>

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<p>dead on… niice</p>

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<p>lmao
yeah i’ve read the fountainhead and anthem
nice</p>

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<p>Ayn Rand’s sex scenes aren’t exactly hot…so much as objectivist. Yeah. Weird stuff. Go Ayn Rand wooo</p>

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<p>hahahahhahahahahahah</p>

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<p>nealious, you beat me to it.</p>

<p>Hot sex scenes? Am I missing an Ayn Rand novel in my collection?</p>

<p>Also, it needs a heroine.</p>

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<p>Here’s the list of them:
<a href=“Tech Central Station”>Tech Central Station;

<p>Some excerpts:</p>

<p>Jessica Simpson: Three ghosts haunt Ebeneezer Scrooge. They both teach him a valuable lesson about life.</p>

<p>John Edwards: Tiny Tim sues his parents for wrongful life, and his doctors for wrongful death. His crusading attorney makes a small fortune when the doctors settle out-of-court, even though they know perfectly well that Mrs. Cratchit’s C-section didn’t cause Tiny Tim’s birth defects. Tiny Tim’s cut of the settlement allows him to go to Oxford. For a week.</p>

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<p>I’m gonna start reading the Fountainhead in a week or so (I’ll come back and see if I get it later).</p>

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<p>i like her sex scenes. . .they’re brutal, but surprisingly hot. maybe that’s just me.</p>