"a great guy, down-to-earth, humble, Stanford-educated, etc."

[sorghum]

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Phillies’ Mayberry uses agent to try for date with ‘Pirates’ mermaid:</p>

<p>The best part was Mayberry’s agent including a bio, calling Mayberry “a great guy, down-to-earth, humble, Stanford-educated, etc.”

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<p>Admit it, ‘State Honors College educated’ doesn’t have the same cachet.</p>

[atomom]

<p>I guess Stanford didn’t teach him to do research–the mermaid is married.</p>

[pugmadkate]

<p>I think it’s hilarious that “Stanford-educated” is immediately after “humble.”</p>