A little comic relief for the unfortunate ones

<p>For those who got deferred today (like me), here is a piece of gizoogle.com for you:</p>

<p>Dear Mr. X:</p>

<p>The Committee on Admissions has just completed its Early Action meetings dur'n which yo application fo` admission was reviewed . It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Afta very carizzles considerizzle we were unable ta takes a definite action on yo candidacy at this time n therefore have deferred our decision until the regizzles spr'n clockin'.

Pleaze be assured tizzle yo entire application will be considered again thoroughly. While it is impossible ta predict individual admission dizzles in recent years students whose applications wizzle deferred hizzle been admitted at various rates, at times close ta those fo` Regular Action candidizzles fo' sheezy. We wizzill communicate tha Committees decision ta you in April . It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg.</p> <p>We hizzle you W-to-tha-izzill write ta us if you hizzy new 411 ta add ta yo application materials. Recent grades or test results, activities, honors, or otha accomplishments would be of interest ta tha Committee as it reviews yo application again in tha straight trippin' meet'n.</p> <p>Pleaze let us know if we can be of furtha assistance cuz this is how we do it. you hizzle our best wishes fo` a saggin' n productive year.

sincizzles r cuz Im tha Double O G. fitzsimmizzle of admissions n financial aid

this e-mail message is S-to-tha-izzent fo` yo convenience . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. a pusha sizzay by post will confirm tha decision of tha harvard college admissions committizzles is a post-only email . I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. pleaze dizzle reply ta this address</p>

<p>My friend, in anger over my deferral, made this:</p>

<p><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/pleased2meetu/81361.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.livejournal.com/users/pleased2meetu/81361.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>