<p>HarrietM.</p>
<p>I see $$$ signs here. As in incoming, not outgoing. Want to start a business? I am working on a catchy title for our little corporation as we speak. But I bet you will beat me to it ;).</p>
<p>P.S. Do we have to cut violadad in?</p>
<p>Hey, hey HEY! Those with title suggestions require a cut too. How about Prospy-prosatectomys and prospy-prospectors (for the ones who want a negative and positive overnight visit “outcome”) respectively</p>
<p>Oops-- forgot “prospy-prosthetics” for “artificial” , staged prospective students</p>
<p>Ooh, jym and jmmom. So far so good. I’m happy to cut in anyone with good advice and titles (including the long term consequences outline provided by violadad).</p>
<p>The first thing that occurred to me was Specs and Dr*gs and Rock & Roll, but I can see why that might not be the best choice.</p>
<p>Wait… how about “student stooge”</p>
<p>Or “The Three Stooges”. Wait, might have to pay royalties or copywrite infringement fines or something for that one.</p>
<p>Don’t leave that visit to chance - let STUDENT STOOGE guarantee the right results for your child’s college overnights.</p>
<p>Hmm, not bad so far.</p>
<p>“Weenie for a Day” – thats the ticket.</p>
<p>That’s a different business altogether, jym.</p>
<p>Overnight?
Get it right!
Don’t leave those important impressions to chance!
Hire STUDENT STOOGE to guarantee that your child’s opinion of “that school” is just exactly what you had in mind.</p>
<p>I pondered SHOP, an acronym for Stealthy Helicopter Operational Plan, but it may present marketing issues, receiving far too many google hits.</p>
<p>To keep the clandestine nature below the radar, it will be necessary to devise a marketing and distribution methodolgy that would reach your target audience without attracting attention from those who don’t “need to know”.</p>
<p>“Roommate Rejects”? “Prospy-opia”?</p>
<p>Well harriet-- get your mind out of the gutter. A weenie is a freshman (as well as… well, I thought we werent talking about VDs endowment any more). So how about “Dweeb for a Day”?
I got a million of em’</p>
<p>“Prospy-opia” might work. It says nothing but catches your eye. Also, has a hint of academia and enlightened thought, something the masses will most surely bypass.</p>
<p>I don’t know, prospy-opia looks okay from a distance, but when you get up close. . . .</p>
<p>Sheesh, Harriet- you couldnt see a good name if it came up and hit you in the face</p>
<p>Ahh- so how about “Blind Ambitions”</p>
<p>Harriet M’s marketing jingles are right on target, imo. And I think my opinion is the one that counts… I mean I turned this into the Big Money-Maker that it is about to be, no? </p>
<p>I think we have our Business Plan set. I know a few Venture Capitalists we can shop. </p>
<p>Do those guys have any money any more?!?</p>
<p>Say what?? If Pathway C is My Way, then I’m for Pathway C. Pathway C goes like this:</p>
<p>Kids go off to college, suck up the drama, graduate, and get jobs. Kids do not torment parents at any time. Kids, in fact, worship parents and appreciate their advice. </p>
<p>This the way of Pathway C, according to me and zoosermom. ;)</p>
<p>M0re corporate titles (thanks to a glass of wine with dinner):
Rent-a-Roudy-Roommate
Rent-a-Rabblerouser</p>
<p>Investors?Who needs investors? We’re priceless.</p>