Academic Job Listings for My Exes

Time to lighten things up. This humor piece from The New Yorker is sure to entertain the CC crowd. My personal favorite:

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/academic-job-listings-for-my-exes?intcid=mod-most-popular

Enjoy!

Had to look up the definition of lumbersexual:

*A Metro-sexual who has the need to hold on to some outdoor based rugged-ness, thus opting to keep a finely trimmed beard.

Funny, @Madison85. Somebody I know on FB (a middle-aged guy from New Orleans) had just posted this rant this morning:

“Somebody explain to me why guys under the age of 30 are all wearing beards. Usually with skinny pants. Was there a memo that went around? Do girls actually find this look attractive? It’s like the douchebag apocalypse out there.”*

Lumbersexuals! Who knew!! :slight_smile:

*Insert women’s hygiene product for the censored word!

@LucieTheLakie - thank you for making my morning, that is just hilarious. I practically choked on my coffee I was laughing so hard…

And thanks, @Madison85 - Lumbersexuals, I learned a new word today :wink:

Glad to oblige, @SyrAlum. I knew I couldn’t be the only person who needed a good laugh this week!

Can we get the first word in the thread title changed to “Academical”?