Accepted: My Northwestern Essay

Colleges & Universities Northwestern University
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<p>I JUST GOT ACCEPTED WITH THIS AS MY ESSAY!</p>

<p>I could tell you that I want to go to Northwestern because it has highly ranked programs in
physics, journalism and economics… I could tell you that Northwestern’s quarter system appeals to me because I can take a broader range of classes and pursue multiple academic interests… I could tell you that I want to take advantage of Northwestern’s undergraduate research grants and opportunities to best understand which major I have a passion for both in the classroom and in the laboratory… but you could have guessed all of that. What you might not have guessed is that Northwestern’s key appeal to me – an aspect which puts it above the Ivies and other top-tier schools with respected programs and accessible research – is its women.</p>

<p>My brother goes to Yale, and he is pleased with the academics there. Still, it is not
uncommon to hear him whining about its women and wishing he had applied to a school like
Northwestern, a school where the classes and the women are top-notch. In fact, he has said time and time again that out of all the women he has dated, the only one he truly respected both physically and intellectually ended up at Northwestern. </p>

<p>I do not intend to repeat my brother’s shortsighted mistake. Four years is a long time to suffer without beautiful women. Northwestern’s academics are hot, but from what I hear, its women are hotter.</p>

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<p>That’s a risky one. Doesn’t work for everybody. I’m not even sure if this is a ■■■■■. But if you did get in with it, kudos.</p>

<p>BTW Vandy girls are hotter.</p>

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<p>:) I’m super stoked. ■■■■■?</p>

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<p>btw McGill girls are hotter</p>

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<p>er…</p>

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<p>I actually like your essay!!
Congrats!!</p>

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<p>I don’t say this often, but that is boss.</p>

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<p>That was a definite risk. How was the rest of your application? If it was iffy, I bet that essay pulled you through. If your application was solid, that may have been a ballsy and superfluous effort ;)</p>

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<p>i hope to god this is real. if it is, a++</p>

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<p>omg i woudlnt be able to breathe w/s ending that in…but very humorous. i have a feeling one of my essays, the comon app one, of my own topic, which had a bit of humor…also won them over, however. they like humor…shows u are not just a nerd lol</p>

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<p>^^ Seriously, if you are for real - hats off.</p>

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<p>wow, that was muy risky… but if it worked, then hey, kudos to you</p>

<p>i still haven’t gotten an e-mail yet, so i’m just waiting… still</p>

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<p>haha, solid.</p>

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<p>Shirker: </p>

<p>You definitely know what you’re talking about. They put vandy candy to shame.</p>

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<p>Yes. This is for real… I couldn’t believe it myself!</p>

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<p>wow…
talk about risky and on the edge</p>

<p>i like it :)</p>

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<p>HAHA nice. My brother goes to Yale too! and i got into northwestern as well. but not on such an essay topic as that. :)</p>

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<p>Here’s my theory… the admissions officer read my essay… and dropped it in shock… and it floated down and landed (by no fault of the admissions officer) in the accepted pile. Not wishing to stop to pick it up, he just went on with the rest of the applications</p>

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<p>atillazehun i’d tap that theory any day! And along with his admission a couple others also landed on the accepted pile. Mine included :slight_smile: woot!</p>

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<p>WTH? wow props to you if this is real!</p>