<p>I am in charge of advertisting a sale at this small computer store I work at. We are having a post 4th of July sale. Free monitor on all computers $299 and up, up to 50% off accessories, and 10% off laptops. We are in a strip mall, and the computers that are on sale will be advertised outsite the store. Any ideas on how to promote the sale?</p>
<p>Thanks</p>
<p>Throw in sexual favors 
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<p>Actually that’s a really good deal, I wish I could go cuz I need a new monitor but you’re allllll the way down in Saint Louis … </p>
<p>I dunno, give them something extra that’s cheap, maybe a tape player or something you all don’t want in your shop anymore (if there is anything …)</p>
<p>Or start yelling “Free Monitor, who wants one??” … that would definently get my attention </p>
<p>Maybe give them some candy … the key is to get people’s attention</p>
<p>The candy thing might look kinda desperate though (which may help ya know … you could be like “Please help me pay my tuition for college for my dad died in a car accident recently and I have no money and will be forced to drop out soon if I can’t pay” and get the whole teary eyes thing going on … you never know, someone might pity you)</p>
<p>Sometimes I feel bad when a guy tries to sell me something …and I do politely refuse … but I feel a little guilty walking out… I have to force myself to remember that I’m the customer and they’re trying to sell to me … yeah sometimes I’m too nice </p>
<p>Anyway good luck, if I think of something I’ll post it</p>