"Alabama girl opts for suspension rather than being ‘paddled’ 4 ‘racy’ prom dress

<p>My dear, I am a black belt shopper…highest degree possible. There are “rules” and rules to be broken. (My personal favorite, “If you wore it the first time around, you are too old to wear it again.”–think a mini skirt on a 55 year old woman. Not a pretty sight.) My youngest is a fervent fashionista. She could tie her shoes at 18 months…and yes, like the song wore polka dots checks and stripes to nursery school. Both my girls have wonderful different styles that speaks to the place and time in their lives. And we love to shop together. And one time only a bozo teacher picked on my oldest because in a non airconditioned classroom on a 90 degree day she wore a spaghetti strap shirt. And she wasn’t the only one, but she was picked on.</p>

<p>Shall we just say that the teacher never opened her mouth again?</p>

<p>Actually boys pants are too loose, no a pretty sight…especially when the underwear is showing.</p>