"Alabama girl opts for suspension rather than being ‘paddled’ 4 ‘racy’ prom dress

<p>Hehe. I think I go to the mall MAYBE twice a year. Most of my clothes were free from shows or gifts. I don’t remember the last time I actually tried something on in a store. It’s pretty funny when I go shopping because I’m always dismayed at how much things cost and then my friends make fun of me because I’m complaining about the prices on the CLEARANCE rack. </p>

<p>The funny thing is, I used to model. But fashion is definitely NOT my thing.</p>