<p>I don’t think anyone on any adcom will laugh at your application. I do think one or two may wipe a tear. (This is the part that got me:"My mom saved my life just by having faith in me. The woman I had let down and even personally screwed over on my train to hell had FAITH IN ME.) You’ve accomplished so much - and I’m sure you’ll go on to accomplish much more. Whether or not any of those ‘selective’ schools admit you.</p>