<p>“you know, ive drank heavily many of times, yet ive never managed to rape someone, kill someone, hurt myself, make an ass out of myself, puke, get writen on by a sharpie, or forget the night before.
good job being completely ignorant. your “holier than thou attitude” is really disgusting. next time, instead of preaching, ignore the topic completely, unless you want to make an ass out of yourself.”</p>
<p>1) I said ‘lower your chances of’. I am therefore inferring that there is a POSSIBILITY: as in, it COULD happen, not it WILL happen. Make sense? I hope so. (:</p>
<p>2)holier than thou? I never knew sarcasm equated ‘holier than thou’. Let me give you my humblest apologies for my clear offense on your part; how dare I use sarcasm?</p>
<p>3) Preaching means that I’m TELLING someone to do something. In this case, I’m merely saying what I think, and suggesting an alternative. My dear harmon was asking what he should do–I told him what I thought. Again, my apologies if this is somehow not allowed on this particular thread.</p>
<p>4) Have I made an ass out of myself? Please, forgive me for my clear jackass-tendencies. I mean, honestly, using verbal irony? Incorporating sarcasm into my answer? Speaking my opinion? SO out of line.</p>
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<p>you’re pretty dense. if you think i had a problem with your use of sarcasm, you’re mistaken.</p>
<p>i have a problem with you perpetuating your belief that people dont remember anything the next morning after being drunk.</p>
<p>not to mention that your examples of things are all negative. i probably have the same chance of raping someone when drunk as i do of rescuing a pet cat from a tree.</p>