Amusing

[MED786]

<p>This was quite amusing, and I thought I’d share it with you all. ENJOY!</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.des.emory.edu/mfp/annoy.html[/url]”>http://www.des.emory.edu/mfp/annoy.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p><a href=“http://www.lovedungeon.net/humor/college/roomies3.html[/url]”>http://www.lovedungeon.net/humor/college/roomies3.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p><a href=“http://www.student.uit.no/~paalde/revenge/Scripts/X/AnnoyRoommate380.html[/url]”>http://www.student.uit.no/~paalde/revenge/Scripts/X/AnnoyRoommate380.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>these sites are just for kicks. If any of you decide to actually employ these tactics…your SICKOS. lol …</p>

<p>MED786</p>

[samwise]

<p>Hahaha, I’m definately trying a few of these. Starting with reciting the pledge of allegiance every morning.</p>

[stuck-on-1700]

<p>some of that stuff is a little harsh but really worth trying LOL.</p>

[Pongo]

<p>haha i love these. these two were my favorites…</p>

<p>Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, “It’s not funny anymore.”</p>

<p>Buy a copy of<em>Helter</em>Skelter_ or<em>Silence</em>of<em>the</em>Lambs_, or any equally gruesomely titled book. Sit in a room with your roommate and read the book (or pretend to) with a highlighter mumbling “that looks good” as you highlight pages in the book.</p>

[goose0160]

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58. Whenever you go to sleep, start jumping on your bed . . . do so for a while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling. Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out . . . use this method to fall asleep every night for a month.</p>

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<li><p>If your roommate goes away for a weekend, change the locks.</p></li>
<li><p>Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the phone for 5 seconds then hang up.</p></li>
<li><p>Whenever s/he goes to shower, drop whatever you’re doing, grab a towel, and go shower too.</p></li>
<li><p>Tell your roommate that someone called and said that it was really important but you can’t remember who it was.</p></li>
<li><p>If you know that s/he is in the room, come barging in out of breath. Ask if they saw a fat bald naked Tibetan man run through carrying a hundred dollar bill. Run back out swearing.</p></li>
<li><p>Get a friend to leave a message on the phone with your roommate for you saying the test results came back positive. When your roommate tells you, cough, faint, and then refuse to discuss it.

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<p>haha O.O
those are actually doable</p>

[MED786]

<p>lol…glad you guys enjoyed it :X</p>

[Enn]

<p>That’s so funny!</p>

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139. Learn a lot of quotations. Whenever you talk to your roommate, say nothing but quotes for three weeks.
140. Bring several dogs to your room. Hold conversations with them whenever your roommate comes in. If s/he complains, tell him/her s/he is being prejudiced on the basis of your friends’ species. Call him/her a bigot.
141. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave “Slim Jim” wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If s/he asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.
142. Every time your roommate walks in yell, “Hooray! You’re back!” as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, “Shouldn’t you be going somewhere?”
143. Set up meetings with your roommate’s faculty advisor. Inquire about his/her academic potential. Take lots of notes, and then give your roommate a full report. Insist that s/he do the same.
144. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, it’s spreading.”
145. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
146. Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to your roommate. One day, miraculously “recover.” Insist that your roommate write out a will, leaving everything to you. Every time s/he coughs, excitedly say, “Oooh, are you dying?”
147. Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate’s possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.
148. Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If s/he protests, tell him/her that it’s all for charity.
149. Wear a paper hat. Every time your roommate walks in, say, “Welcome to McDonald’s, can I take your… Oh, it’s just you.” Take off the hat, sit, and pout.
150. Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, “Boy, these zoos just aren’t what they used to be.”
151. Make brown-bag lunches for your roommate every morning. Give them to him/her before s/he goes to class.
152. Get a can of beans. Label them, “Jumping beans.” Eat them, and then jump around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, “Dancing beans.” Eat them, and then dance around the room. Get another can of beans. Label them, “Kill Your Roommate beans.” Eat them, smiling at your roommate.
153. Buy a lava lamp. Stare at it for hours, imitating its movements with your face. Explain to your roommate that you have established a connection with the spirit world through the lava lamp. Tell your roommate that “Grandma said ‘hi.’”
154. Start a brothel.

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[stuck-on-1700]

<ol>
<li>Start a brothel. </li>
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<p>that one sounds like lots of fun LOL. but difficult to achieve.</p>

[MED786]

<p>its college…anything is possible <em>, () </em>,</p>

<p>med786</p>

[brand_182]

<p>lmao thank you for that link</p>