<p>Just send in a picture of Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer. No application, just a picture with your name on it.</p>
<p>100% Effective.</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>haha yeah…</p>
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<p>Another easy way is to get you dad elected US President.</p>
<p>also if you’ve starred in a few movies, or are the heir of the guy who invented pop-tarts or something</p>
<p>Cure cancer.</p>
<p>be the dude that headbutted zidane?</p>
<p>No, Zidane’s the one who did the head-butting. I was in France when it happened. :eek:</p>
<p>A world-record holder.</p>
<p>Be one of Donald Trump’s kids.</p>
<p>be a URM</p>
<p>(just kidding…but i wonder how many AA debates i coulda sparked without this disclaimer.)</p>
<p>send in Elle Woods’s application video… colleges need “variety” after all</p>
<p>^^ lol majoring in polka dots ahaha</p>
<p>“A world-record holder.”</p>
<p>Probably gonna happen for my friend, he has one.</p>
<p>“lol majoring in polka dots ahaha”</p>
<p>Actually, it was ‘History of Polka Dots’</p>
<p>heh</p>
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<p>His name was Marco Materazzi 
I think.</p>
<p>“be the dude that headbutted zidane?”</p>
<p>I kind of wish I had been anyway?</p>
<p>People, it was Zidane who did the head-butting!</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>Yes, it was Zidane who did the headbutting, and it was not just a regular headbut it was like some sort of dinosaur headbutt.</p>
<p>A sick, sick man haha</p>
<p>Be legally blonde.
O.O</p>
<p>List yourself as Native American!
[In jest, CCers. I don’t want to spark an AA debate, haha.]</p>