Ann Coulter selected as new White House press secretary

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<p>Unfortunately, not. But this would be almost as much fun:
<a href=“http://gopandthecity.blogspot.com/2006/04/bauer-replaces-mcclellan-as-press.html[/url]”>http://gopandthecity.blogspot.com/2006/04/bauer-replaces-mcclellan-as-press.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>That would be fantastic. If Jack Bauer became a part of the Executive Branch, Osama bin Laden would give himself up voluntarily. Press Secretary would be merely a cover position.</p>

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<p>Darn. I clicked on this in a hurry, only to be disappointed lol. Driver you’re not playing fair.</p>

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<p>Favorite change to press conferences:
“6. All press conferences last an hour, with all tough questions coming at 45 minutes past the hour.”</p>

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<p>Ann Coulter. Now there’s a miasma of foul ammalgamated evil that I’d happily use as shark bait.</p>

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<p>i saw this under “New Posts” and almost had a HEART ATTACK due to terror…</p>

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<p>*cha/ammalgamated/amalgamated/</p>

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<p>I don’t know, TheDad, do sharks eat their own?</p>

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<p>I’d bet on Ann</p>

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<p>Geez, I don’t know… On the one hand, you’ve got a primative, vicious, extremely aggressive predator, and on the other - a fish. I’ve got to go with Driver on this one.</p>