Antidote to cabin fever

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<p>In anticipation of the “snowicane” expected to blast the MidAtlantic-Northeast tomorrow, I thought we could entertain one another by sharing clever email jokes. I’ll start:</p>

<p>A group of 40 year old buddies discussed where they should meet for dinner.</p>

<p>Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View
restaurant because the waitpersons there were very young and very hot.</p>

<p>10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the
Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was excellent.</p>

<p>10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where they
should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the
Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet and
the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.</p>

<p>10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair
accessible and they even had an elevator.</p>

<p>10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet
at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.</p>

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<p>^^^I liked that.</p>

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<p>That was a good one worrywart.</p>

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<p>I just got that one in an email from a friend! </p>

<p>I heard an old Henny Youngman joke - How did he have a successful marriage for N years? Go out to dinner twice a week. He goes tuesday, she goes thursday.</p>

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<p>I am thankfully a little too far south for this one but I send all good wishes for no loss of power and hope you keep these coming. I am so forwarding the good ones. . .</p>

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<p>Maybe we have a friend in common?!</p>

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<p>Hers’e one from the sunny south…emailed to me by a senior citizen friend I’ve known all my life.</p>

<p>Redneck Love Poem</p>

<p>Susie Lee done fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
She told her Pappy so.</p>

<p>Pappy told her, Susie Gal,
You’ll have to find another
I’d just as soon your Ma not know
But Joe is your half brother</p>

<p>So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will
But after tellin’ Pappy that
He said “there’s trouble still”</p>

<p>You can’t marry Will, my Gal
And please don’t tell yo’ mother
But Will and Joe and several mo’
I know is yo’ half brother</p>

<p>But Mama knew and said my child
Just do what makes yo’ happy
Marry Will or marry Joe;
You ain’t no kin to Pappy.</p>

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<p>^^^That’s good!</p>

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<p>^LOL!</p>

<p>I thought this thread was going to be about things you can do to brighten your mood. Since it seems winter is going to continue FOREVER, or at least right up to March 21.</p>

<p>I have heard you should put on some suntan lotion and play beach music…aromatherapy AND music therapy. :)</p>

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<p>I’m sitting here with a big smile on my face, laughing out loud. Thank you!!</p>

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<p>lmao–to quote my kids.</p>

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<p>PackMom, I enjoyed that one too.</p>