any Yankees/Twins/Baseball fans out there? Funny spin on AL MVP debate

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<p>Just found this article, thought it was a funny spin on the AL MVP debate - Joe Mauer or Derek Jeter?</p>

<p>[Respect</a> Jeter’s Gangster: This Just In: Joe Mauer Kicks Old Ladies and Discourages Teammates From Playing Well](<a href=“http://respectjetersgangster.blogspot.com/2009/09/this-just-in-joe-mauer-kicks-old-ladies.html]Respect”>Respect Jeter's Gangster: This Just In: Joe Mauer Kicks Old Ladies and Discourages Teammates From Playing Well)</p>

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<p>That was hilarious - thanks for the laugh!</p>

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<p>Very good. I especially liked the commentor who didn’t get the point…</p>

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<p>LOL.</p>

<p>I’m a full-time Yankee fan, and of couse I think Jeets should get the MVP, but I always thought Mauer was more than deserving.</p>

<p>Not now, however. So he kicks old ladies, huh? ;)</p>

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<p>you’re welcome. gave me a really good laugh, especially the parts about renaming Nick Blackburn’s fastball, and his pet names for poor Delmon Young. </p>

<p>Gotta put in the disclaimer here, I’m a big Twins fan and I hope the AL MVP ends up with those patented sideburns. I think Texiera having also a really big season might take away some of Jeter’s votes. </p>

<p>But for the here and now, time to catch up on those fast fading Detroit Tigers. “Take me out to the ballgame!!!”</p>

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<p>I am a Yankee fan, but Mauer is more deserving.</p>

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<p>I heard that Mauer also hates puppies. It’s really troubling (unless he goes 29 for his next 40 and hits .400) in which case he can use the puppies to beat the old ladies to death and he’ll still win the MVP.</p>

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<p>Well, golly gee, looks like the cat is finally out of the bag; now you all know the REAL truth about “Minnesota Nice”! ;)</p>