Anyone else doing this?

Prep School Admissions
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<p>Any one else doing the following…</p>

<p>I’ve been going through 08’-10’ masterlists of acceptances (basically to the schools that I have applied to) and comparing my stats. For the most part it has been ok for me, but then I will get denied and will be broken :(…</p>

<p>Oh I got an idea to check acceptances before we get em. Go to DHL/UPS/USPS/FEDEX and see what mail is coming to the given address (yours) intended to arrive on Mar 10 - Mar 16 (at this point you can call them). If the package is 2grams (I swear mine will be) we can jump of any given building BUT if it is say ~200 grams then we can run around the house naked…</p>

<p>Also fill this out:</p>

<p>I would do_________ if I got into my dream school.</p>

<p>I would run around the neighborhood naked
I would go to the park and scream loud enough to get arrested
I will rip up all the HW I will have completed
I would call school and anonymously tell them I love them and I would like to get married to dean of admission
I would tell my parents I got deined
I would run into the wall naked numerous times
I would eat a bird
I would eat my dogs food
I would spoof a late application to local college
I would buy a $200000000000 frame for all acceptances </p>

<p>those are some I can think of.</p>

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<p>Very funny PV, however I don’t think anyone jumping off buildings should be an option!</p>

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<p>How in the world do you know how heavy its going to be?</p>

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<p>hence the ~… was just a guess.</p>

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<p>I really will do all that stuff if I get accepted to either Exeter, Andover, or Milton.</p>

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<p>Sorry…didn’t know what ~ meant.</p>

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<p>Ah yea… ~ means “about”… A lot of people’s computer has the squiggly version of = mine doesn’t (mac, i guess).</p>

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<p>Do you think those number are moderately accurate though. Will all acceptance letters or packages have a bunch of stuff in it? Will they even be sending you a package if your denied?..I assume they would be sending it via USPS</p>

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<p>Mpicz, my acceptance letter looked like a normal size letter, but there was an accompanying packet will registration forms, ect.</p>

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<p>Here is where theory fails and practical knowledge excels. </p>

<p>They actually don’t put the weight. They put the piecewise function weight… Meaning if the rejection letter is a little over 2oz and the acceptance is nearly 4oz… They might be put under the 1.50$ catagory. I’m pretty sure that the difference will be larger, but lets just say for arguements sake they don’t send as much stuff or they send them in another order(Maybe they will send some information April 10th instead?)</p>

<p>I try to find flaws in everything, so sorry if alot of it sounds like really negative thinking. It probably will work, but there are some flaws obviously.</p>

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<p>I will give hugs to everyone, regardless of how inappropriate it is.
My eccentric, amazing, yet slightly (just a tad) pervy Enviro coach? HUG.
My best friend? HUG.
My ex boyfriend? HUG.
Everyone within a ten-foot-radius? HUG.
Also, I’d send an amazingly heartfelt email of thanks to my interviewer and the volleyball coach, because at my dream school, they’ve been so incredibly supportive.</p>

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<p>~ If accepted I will…</p>

<p>run in circles around my house</p>

<p>jump from the balcony on my stairs</p>

<p>Invite some friends over and go to the 99 or something crazy</p>

<p>Read the packet of info that they send</p>

<p>GO WILD</p>

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<p>If the online decision is posted at midnight, I will

  1. scream silently because my roommate should be sleeping by then
  2. re-read the letter again and start losing my conscious
  3. gone wild. crazily jump up and down in my room, forget that I will wake up everyone in the dorm
  4. call my parents. talk real fast and nonsense
  5. apologize everybody in the morning for causing a banging noise
  6. thank teachers who wrote the recs. tell them that I get a rejection. lol
  7. SMILE ALL DAY!!!</p>
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<p>i would be so happy, I might pee my pants. :)</p>

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<p>i would be sooooooooooooooo happy…
i’d smile like, for the rest of the week and be immune to all the bad things that are happening in my environment.</p>

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<p>Wait. Midnight East Coast time right? That means it would only be 9 pm here! :D</p>

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<p>i guess ill juz get all excited and tell everyone i can think of…
but i think that my mom will be more excited than me…</p>

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<p>If I am accepted at ANY BS, I will:</p>

<p>1) Pee my pants
2) Faint
3) wake up and change my pants
4) Strip down to my birthday suit
5) Run naked around the neighborhood (at 10 PM in the Canadian winter, mind you)
6) Run to my school, which is about a mile away
7) Break in
8) Do the macarena
9) Run back home
10) Put my clothes back on
11) Scream so loud that local authorities get a tipoff and come to the house
12) Call the school that I was accepted at (later in the morning, of course)
13) Request to speak with the Dean of Admissions
14) Make a marriage proposal
15) Fall down and die happily</p>

<p>!</p>

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<p>Of course if I DON’T get in…</p>

<p>I will kill myself
seriously</p>