Anyone want to read & advise a Penn rejectee's bizarre essay?

<p>I wrote an essay about Santa Claus for the University of Chicago (& I might double it up for some other schools if it’s good)…I was hoping to get some opinions on it. Anyone interested?</p>

<p>I am (10 characters)</p>

<p>Lucky, I sent it over. Thanks!</p>

<p>Santa Clause…I’m interested</p>

<p>I like to read it too, stam.
btw, did you get my e-mail?</p>

<p>may i</p>

<p>Xmas & santa, great, pm me…ho ho ho</p>

<p>send it I want to read this I will critique it honestly!!</p>

<p>sure, PM it</p>

<p>Sure, PM me too.</p>

<p>sure, pm it.</p>

<p>hi sure pm me asap</p>

<p>definitely pm me</p>

<p>i’d probably cream myself if i read it
definitely send it over.</p>

<p>ohman.</p>

<p>Sure, PM me</p>

<p>pm me for SURE. sounds exciting.</p>

<p>my essays are way out there please send it to me id like to read it</p>

<p>Santa Claus? Big Jolly ol fella? Sound interesting…send it over.</p>