Apparently if you get accepted...

<p>Yale sends you a live bulldog trained to bark "Congratulations."</p>

<p>LOL.... yea, okay</p>

<p>What they don't tell you is that the very same bulldog will maul you if you apply to Harvard.</p>

<p>That's ridiculous.</p>

<p>Anyway, we can't believe you. you're a pretzel.</p>