<p>okay. lol. wish it wasnt about a depressed teen.</p>
<p>oy veh. same here.</p>
<p>EXCITEDDDD 
so blue, you and i will find each other because neither of us will be carrying a cane.</p>
<p>Still no power…on my phone…grr…any others hear from andover?</p>
<p>i just got a dvd from groton! get excited!</p>
<p>congrats!!!</p>
<p>I’m going to sneak into groton’s revisit day (even though I didn’t apply) and go hitting everyone with my cane, while looking blue and theaterkid (blue is an admissions officer, and theater kid is…a middle aged man with a cane) and then whoever says SALAMI is obviously theaterkid and whoever says AH VOLDEMORT is blue and rad will show up saying HAGRID’S BUTT CRACK and she is also an undercover admissions officer, but for hogwarts…then everyone else who is part of this thread will show up and we’ll overthrow groton with a pack of toothpicks and spellotape</p>
<p>i like it. </p>
<p>now the question of the day is, do i bring the spiderman cane or the one made out of alligator skin? also, i hate salami.</p>
<p>@theaterkid: that’s exactly why you’ll say salami, haven’t you studied pychology for salami!!! also, ditch both canes and use the limited edition college confidential one!!! It’s alligator skin and is REVERSABLE to spiderman!!!</p>
<p>Also, Ok, so you know how I’m going to public high school? Well, the mandarin teacher called me (cause I want to take it as a second language) and started speaking to me in chinese as a test, and the whole time I’m going uh huh yeah uh huh yeah uh huh yeah… and then she’s like see me in school, and it’s all cool. But then today the chorus/madrigals teacher called and was yelling at me… But then I was like, Who are you? I didn’t know it was her… and then she kept yelling at me about not joining Chorus next year cause I’m in Madrigals and stuff…so she hangs up. Then she calls my mom and yells at her… Then she tells my mom to tell me to see her in school. Now, she’s going to yell at me again…and I’m going to fail the mandarin teacher’s test. life is good. COME TO WHS!!! It is much more amazing than GRO-TUHN!!! JK! :D</p>
<p>Jeez Paula was I that obvious? Now you’ve uncovered my secret identity. During the admission season I spent upwards of 6 hours a day hanging out with you all and I even made a Facebook with fake teenage friends to trick you. :p…And here I was thinking I was doing a passable imitation of a teenager.</p>
<p>I’ve been to high school (dif. system) and my sister is in public High school. It isn’t anything special… Groton owns! :p</p>
<p>Tsk tsk, you’ll nevah get past me supurb powers of analyzing people-on-the-internet-who-wear-purple-socks-and-are-admissions-counselors!!!</p>
<p>actually blue, everyone knew all along that you were an adcom. we’ve just been humoring you…</p>
<p>BWOO HA HA!</p>
<p>also wowww paula, that’s intense</p>
<p>man, we middle aged men are pretty tricky. apparently, not tricky enough. ok let’s practice: SALAMI. whap whap whap.</p>
<p>Ah! That sucks 
I thought I was doing a good job… LOL what if adcoms are reading this… I reckon YOU"RE the adcom paula and you’re just deflecting.</p>
<p>I hate salami</p>
<p>Tom Riddle, oh wait AH VOLDEMORT, Did I just trigger the taboo? I can just see me going upo to all the 9th grade girls and saying thatand them being like W T F! She’s weird…</p>
<p>right, and they won’t think i’m weird saying SALAMI.</p>
<p>i have an idea, how about i just dress up as a piece of salami and you as voldemort?</p>
<p>Ahahahahahaha lol that’s HILARIOUS!!! But, it won’t matter because WE’RE TAKING OVER GROTON WITH A PACK OF TOOTHPICKS AND SPELLOTAPE!!!</p>
<p>just don’t stick the salami with the toothpicks.</p>
<p>I kind of like Groton the way it is… Let’s take over SPS 'cause they waitlisted all of us who applied.</p>
<p>YEAH!!! Woot! As long as we still execute the plan :)</p>
<p>i like the idea of not taking over groton because i like it the way it is :)</p>
<p>how about we be peaceful voldemorts and adcoms and salamis, and we throw rambunctious voldemort/salami/adcom parties which involve lots of toothpicks and spellotape instead of attempting to take over various academic institutions?</p>
<p>but, but I’m a dark overlord! mwah ha ha ha ha ha! FINE! let’s take over HOGWARTS</p>