Are You Smarter Than an Ivy Leaguer?

Colleges & Universities Dartmouth College
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<p>Stupid question of the day posted by an '11 directed towards the '10s:</p>

<p>For the $200 mail in rebate for the iPod, can we take the rebate and iPod to an Apple store and get the new iPods (the ones that just debuted yesterday) and just pay the difference? Is there a standard expiration for rebates?</p>

<p>Lessons Learned:</p>

<p>1) Do you honestly think the '10s are going to care about this?<br>
2) It helps to read the fine print on the website.</p>

<p>Come back tomorrow for another daily of the stupidest things by an Ivy Leaguer!</p>

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<p>Where was this “posted”?</p>

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<p>The Dartmouth '11 Facebook group – just read it today.</p>

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<p>Alright I’m a little tipsy right now and I realize that this is technically late, but it’s still Friday in Hawaii or some s**t like that so without further ado:</p>

<p>*I doesn’t really matter. The people whose oppinions matter have alerady graduated and they view an undergraduate degree at dartmouth as high as anything else.</p>

<p>plus i would just ignore the rankings because dartmouth will never be placed as high as it is viewed since it cant compete graduate school wise (i know tuck is amazing) but we just dont have as many options as a penn or duke so in that category well always get a 1 out of 1 but they will get a 9 out of 9 which, while both being 100%, is higher in points*</p>

<p>Lessons Learned:</p>

<p>1) Yes, you doesn’t really matter.</p>

<p>2) I was just at McDonald’s a while ago, and apparently, they had run out of the styrofoam cups, so all they had were the plastic cups and they were giving them to everyone, even those without a degree from Dartmouth or anything else as high, who ordered iced tea!</p>

<p>Damn, it’s like McDonald’s doesn’t know how to treat us Ivy Leaguers better! Sure, if they did that, then other people (who, like in every other consumer market, spend money like we do) wouldn’t want to eat there as much, which would drive business away. But, as we all know, corporations are more concerned about Dartmouth alumni or those with degrees from as high as a school than about making money - except those bastards at McDonald’s!</p>

<p>I’m going to In-N-Out. Oh, wait. No, Burger King. Yeah, that place sounds prestigious. Surely they’ll give me a 10% Ivy discount!</p>

<p>3) Not sure about everyone else here, but I think I might have more options than an inanimate ballpoint object. Oh wait, the thing sports a popular brand name 24/7! S**t! Now it’s going to beat me for that job at Sachs!</p>

<p>On the next daily:</p>

<p>An Asian poster from the Ivy school of drunks! Will he over-analyze the situation at hand? Exercise caution while in a new state of mind? Or perhaps make that road trip to Canada to find the average weight of a DOC backpack!</p>

<p>Remember, if you can spell “opinion” with the help of Firefox spell check, then you’re good enough for a crack dealer from Compton!</p>

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<p>Sounds like your night was better than mine :-(</p>

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<p>1) the kid with the iPod question has a CC… it’d be funny if he saw this</p>

<p>2) they have mcdonalds in canada? whaa?!</p>

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<p>OK no more until after a couple of days. DOC on the 10th b**ches.</p>

<p>Question:</p>

<p>What’s the average weight of people’s packs for the DOC trips? My pack looks really stuffed, but I guess I could always leave some stuff in the bag staying on campus.</p>

<p>Lessons Learned:</p>

<p>Answer: 4.7685 tons.</p>

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<p>Hey Big Brother, you’ve been to In n Out; do you live on the west?</p>