Goodness, dfbdfb! The Onion is revered here in CC as the last bastion of unbiased reporting! 
Really hoping it’s ok to post a twitter hashtag because these tweets are hysterical #bundyeroticfanfic
^ Well there goes any chance I had of sleeping… Again… Ever…
@baseballmom All righty,then…
That’s just wrong…and immensely entertaining. 
@baseballmom THANK YOU. Good God I can’t breathe lmao
I saw those this morning too! What a riot!
A fine bunch of upstanding patriots.
The juxtaposition of all those “loaded weapons” and the promise of “unlimited grazing rights” is almost too much. =))
There is a good chance that once those cowboys are aware of the twitter# going viral it will bring this stand off to a… happy ending.
Do people who are gun fanatics realize that they come across … oh, pretty much like people who put their five-year-old daughters in beauty pageants? That the rest of the world just sort of laughs at them, not with them?
Yup. I’m amusing myself with the #Yallqueda and #VanillaISIS twitter posts.
OMG the #bundyeroticfanfic is hilarious! People keep adding more too.
Wish there was a non-twitter version for us non-tweeters 
You can sign up for Twitter and read it without ever posting anything. Also, you don’t need a smart phone; you can read it on a computer. So no need to ever tweet if you don’t want to, and still enjoy this fanfic, and Emo Kylo Ren, if you want.
Basically, anyone with online access can read these–tweeting not required.
@movemetoo all you need to do is google the phrase #bundyeroticfanfic and all the tweets will come up.
Oh Wow. Thank you. I think. I’m still processing what my eyes have taken in
Too funny.
I wonder if the people at Carhart like it or not?
Haven’t seen this one yet: #MilitiaAkbar
Akbar means “great” in Arabic.
Tears are running down my face.