<p>You should definitely know the song “Failure” by Lupe Fiasco, reppin’ the Chi.</p>
<p>Too bad I’m not from the area.</p>
<p>What do you love about partial differential equations? (sarcasm appreciated)</p>
<p>The question is… what’s NOT to love about partial differential equations? <33333</p>
<p>e^x and a constant were walking down the street. They see a differential equation.<br>
The constant begins to run away saying, “Oh no! It’s a differential equation! It’ll reduce me to nothing!”
e^x laughs it off, “I’m e^x! I’m not scared of differentials.”
So he walks up to the differential equation and says, “Hello, I’m e^x.”
The differential says, “Hello, I’m d/dy.”</p>
<p>Did you enjoy that joke?</p>
<p>Yes I did =)</p>
<p>What’s your favorite nerdy pickup line?</p>
<p>“If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”</p>
<p>I like this question. Your fav nerdy pick up line?</p>
<p>Baby, together we add up better than a Riemann sum.</p>
<p>or…if I’m feeling completely ■■■■■■■■:</p>
<p>I’m not really into my girlfriend. You mind if I do a you substitution?</p>
<p>Oh, god, I hate calculus.</p>
<p>no im a straight guy</p>
<p>Do you use the word “week” or “weak” more often in everday speech?</p>
<p>Eh I’d have to say “week”.</p>
<p>What’s your favorite Russian classic, if any?</p>
<p>I’m in the process reading War and Peace, and while it can get dull at some points (which is innevitable for a book of its size), the writing is beautiful while not overwritten and- as pretensious at it sounds- there are so many goddamn nuances woven throughout. Tolstoy will do something like linking a seemingly-throwaway image of a flower on page 1244 with a flower that he mentioned on page 523. That guy had a lot of free time. The message of the book is something I have not fully understood as of yet, but it is certainly thought-provoking: [In regard to humanity & history] Neccesity is the form while free will is the content.</p>
<p>Daily Show or Colbert Report?</p>
<p>Daily Show, although Colbert is from my hometown.</p>
<p>Nothing beats a Jon Stewart tie-adjustment.</p>
<p>Favorite anchorperson?</p>
<p>Sam Champion has the best name, but I think he’s a weatherman.</p>
<p>Nicolas Cage or Will Ferrel?</p>
<p>Nicolas Cage.</p>
<p>Does Uranus suffer from Venus envy?</p>
<p>No</p>
<p>Does it frustrate you that people vote a certain way just because the bible says to?</p>
<p>It frustrates me when people do anything just because the bible says to.</p>
<p>What kind of computer are you using?</p>
<p>HP mx705</p>
<p>Intel Pentium D processor</p>
<p>[How] Did you vote?</p>
<p>Not old enough, alas.</p>
<p>When does it usually start snowing where you live?</p>
<p>Christmas. </p>
<p>Favorite quote?</p>
<p>" Many of life’s failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. " Thomas Edison</p>
<p>What time do you generally go to sleep? And are you wellrested when you wake up?</p>
<p>This week, around midnight
Yes, but the OJ helps.</p>
<p>Can you answer this question and ask another question without using the letter “e”?</p>
<p>Of course I can.</p>
<p>…but I can’t think of anything to ask. Can you?</p>