<p>My deepest regrets for not reading your question correctly, GIME. You can’t see it, but I am hanging my head in shame. </p>
<p>Answer to above: Bout the same time as it takes for the aliens before mentioned to reproduce asexually-</p>
<p>Question: How long is that?</p>
<p>Aliens don’t reproduce asexually; they have mass orgies followed by frenzied room-cleaning.</p>
<p>Why is your username DannonWater, when Ozarka is obviously superior?</p>
<p>Well DannonWater was on sale that week. I was drinking a bottle when I created the account. I don’t believe they sell Ozarka up here, at least I have never heard of it. </p>
<p>Why do water bottle cases cost $10 but go on sale for $5?</p>
<p>Because The Man is opressing us consumers. </p>
<p>Do you think you will attain 1000 posts anytime soon?</p>
<p>Hopefully not. That just means that I’ve been spending too much time here.</p>
<p>What was your favorite t.v. show growing up?</p>
<p>I loved The Jeffersons.</p>
<p>Who is your favorite President of the last 50 years?</p>
<p>Nixon. He stopped blind trust of authority figures by the public. Plus- he was just kick ass. </p>
<p>There are some stories that in the future you will tell your kids about (presuming that you have kids), and some that you will feel does not set a good example for your youngins. Tell us a story about a time when you were less than responsible.</p>
<p>Tell us a story? Why does that sound like a college essay?</p>
<p>What is your favorite band?</p>
<p>Guster, I suppose.</p>
<p>Do you view life as more linear or cyclical, or neither? (If the third, do explain)</p>
<p>Good question…I would, although hesitantly, say that I see life as a cycle, not because I believe it continues after death but because I think all of the experiences you have in your early life will return (though in differing forms) in your later years, and in essence you will face the same trials.</p>
<p>In the same vein, but maybe with a less serious answer–what really happens when you die?</p>
<p>You get placed in the ground in a fancy coffin and rot.</p>
<p>What are your religious views?</p>
<p>i think i lean more to the atheist side, too.</p>
<p>hypothetically: what food would you be served in heaven?</p>
<p>Chocolate.</p>
<p>What math do you plan on taking next year?</p>
<p>If at UChicago, I have no idea. I’ve already taken stats and calc, leaving computer science (which I’m not interested in at all). Probably stats, since it’s more related to social science fields.</p>
<p>If you could only join one of UChicago’s student-run organizations, which one would you choose?</p>
<p>The GlassEyeball- a Black and white photography club. I’m itching to get in there and use the darkroom. </p>
<p>do you like “background noise” when you study?</p>
<p>Yes. It reminds me that learning is fun, and not just to cram the information into my head for the test. My family allows me to be aware of its insignificance :)</p>
<p>Favorite type of Buddhism?</p>
<p>i have no idea</p>
<p>when was the last time you went out clubbing?</p>
<p>Mahayana.</p>
<p>Nietzsche or Marx?</p>
<p>Nietzsche. Existentialism aside, the name simply sounds more intriguing. =)</p>
<p>Supposing you were in Gregor Samsa’s shoes, what would be the first thing you’d do after you discover you’ve turned into a giant bug/insect?</p>
<p>I would kill myself.</p>
<p>How often do you read novels (for fun, not for school)?</p>