<p>I haven’t read a book (including for school- thank god for cliffnotes) since 8th grade. </p>
<p>Do they make cliffnotes for Marx?</p>
<p>I think so…</p>
<p>What aspect of America most embarasses you? (assuming, of course, that you are American)</p>
<p>(<em>cheers over Marx’s Cliffnotes</em>)</p>
<p>the fact that I have no idea what any event in history actually was. I confused rasputen with robespierre the other day and yet it wasn’t an accident really…</p>
<p>worst personal fault?</p>
<p>I don’t take enough risks. </p>
<p>Are you or will you be a Windows Vista user?</p>
<p>I had to call a professional to install my Plug n’ use flashdrive. I dont’ think I will have vista potential any time soon. </p>
<p>what is your reaction to really big words?</p>
<p>“FAKE!!! you made that up!”</p>
<p>what MYTHological animal would be the best as a pet?</p>
<p>whatever the hell pegasus was, that horse was awesome, it would fly around and take me to the stars and back.</p>
<p>If you could be a ferret or a bunny, which would you be? Why?</p>
<p>I hate ferrets, but I’m sure they have a much more interesting life than bunnies do (and they aren’t killed for food!), crawling about in the walls and such. Plus, they can defend themselves.</p>
<p>Favorite literary allusion?</p>
<p>i cant really say i have one…but how can you choose ferrets over bunnies? all bunnies do is have sex. all the time.</p>
<p>what broadway would you most like to see?</p>
<p>The Lion King. </p>
<p>favorite strategy in Risk?</p>
<p>Get the coasters next to the board first, and then concentrate all your pieces in Kamchatka. Nobody messes with Kamchatka.</p>
<p>Favorite integer between 55 and 57, exclusive?</p>
<p>One thing’s for sure. It’s not 56.</p>
<p>If numbers could somehow quantify a person, which number would you be and why?</p>
<ol>
<li>I am loyal. If support me - I will be the 1 to stand behind you, two. </li>
</ol>
<p>(We once had a world war over kamchatka)</p>
<p>Favorite type of chair?</p>
<p>One with three legs(always forms a plane).</p>
<p>What is so entertaining about this?</p>
<p>it can go on and on and on and on…</p>
<p>if you’re an egg, how are you served: hard-boiled, scrambled, or sunny side-up?</p>
<p>omlette style on a bagel… i could eat that every day for the rest of my life :)</p>
<p>snow forcast for me? disregard where I live and make a guess…</p>
<p>Well, I will then tell you my snow forecast as I hope that you live hear me. It is snowing now, it will snow in the morning, and it will snow all day tomorrow. Oh, and tomorrow is plunging to the negatives on saturday without factoring in the windchill. <em>sighs</em> </p>
<p>Was I correct?</p>
<p>well, i don’t live near you, it isn’t snowing yet, and there’s only a 30% chance. I hate my life.</p>
<p>Not really, but for once I’d like a delay… this year is not a good one to be a senior with senioritis and a need for snow.</p>
<p>Worst thing about being a senior?</p>
<p>about chicago? probably. about new york? nope. </p>
<p>the defenestration of prague or peter the great’s midget fetish?</p>