<p>i broke my watch so right now its cell/computer</p>
<p>Explain your username</p>
<p>Well, I’m obviously me. Duh.</p>
<p>Jimbob is a girl. Why does she have a man’s name?</p>
<p>1) to confuses the casual masses
2) to hide her identity
3) she thinks its funny to talk about characteristics of hot guys with her username</p>
<p>Assuming there is a God, could God himself microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?</p>
<p>No</p>
<p>Have you ever argued with your parents about religion? (serious fight, not a casual discussion)</p>
<p>Yeah my mom is the Church Warden across the street from my house and I’m a converted Atheist. You know how it is.</p>
<p>What do comedians really mean when they say “‘Ya know what I’m sayin’”?</p>
<p>I think it’s mainly for those that speak another language. They have translators in the back that you usually can’t see on tv.</p>
<p>Who here thinks that the lost episodes of Chappelle’s show are intentionally meant to tell us that everything we’ve heard a/b Dave was a joke and that he’s coming back to do more episodes. The content of these episodes is just too different and too focused on his supposed reasons for quitting.</p>
<p>Agree. It just looks like he’s retired.</p>
<p>Do caterpillars get high off milkweed?</p>
<p>haha that’s funny! i bet they do</p>
<p>what was the last book you read?</p>
<p>Hedda Gabler - summer reading</p>
<p>If you had to cut off one ear, which one would it be? Which way would you van go?</p>
<p>that’s a silly question…i value each of my ears equally. I guess I’d take the high road and cut a lobe off of each one.</p>
<p>If you had to cut of an arm or a leg, which one would it be and why?</p>
<p>A leg, without a doubt. I’m an aspiring surgeon and a decent artist. I can’t function without hands.</p>
<p>Would you rather be completely bald (no hair anywhere) for the rest of your life or have a reddish mole on the tip of your nose?</p>
<p>mmmmmmmmoley moley moley mole</p>
<p>bald…easily. I saw a guy two days ago with a big huge mole on his right cheek. I felt bad for him. However, no hair anywhere is a little strange, to say the least. How would that be possible? </p>
<p>What’s your 2nd favorite number?</p>
<p>no idea, my favorite is 1001 though</p>
<p>Do you dig yogurt?</p>
<p>I usually dig dirt. But I don’t enjoy yogurt, no.</p>
<p>Are you a lady?</p>
<p>Well, I suppose you could say so, as I am female. The term “lady”, though, makes me sound 45 and slightly obese, just as I suppose “man” would do to someone of the male sex. But I suppose I shouldn’t quibble!</p>
<p>Are you a guy?</p>
<p>You are correct madam.</p>
<p>What one book would you recommend for a person that is going to major in Economics at Chicago?</p>
<p>Wealth of Nations</p>
<p>Is it better to be a goon or a midget?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Do you read any good periodicals?</p>
<p>Sometimes I read the dictionary.</p>
<p>Does anyone find it odd that adversity and University rhyme?</p>
<p>no you arrogant a-hole. lol</p>
<p>how many dogs ya got?</p>