<p>Rat.</p>
<p>What condiments do you put on your hotdogs?</p>
<p>Ketchup and nothing else.</p>
<p>Have you every (accidentally or on purpose) kicked a guy in the crotch before? :O</p>
<p>Heck, I’ve kicked myself in the crotch before…I am a klutz</p>
<p>When you see f’n a do you think of a swear or a math problem?</p>
<p>Written like that, probably the swear word.</p>
<p>Do you think wearing nail polish is attractive?</p>
<p>yes!! I like to paint my nails like Minnie Mouse 
red with white polka dots. my Japanese exchange student got me addicted to doing that… haha.</p>
<p>do you like Christina Aguilera’s new album? (I’m probably terrible, but I love it.)</p>
<p>I haven’t heard it.</p>
<p>What’s your favorite kind of chapstick?</p>
<p>Um Chapstick? The brand…</p>
<p>Does it take longer for you to begin peeing in public restrooms?</p>
<p>Only if people are waiting in line behind me.</p>
<p>What is your cell phone carrier?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Favorite color of bathroom wall?</p>
<p>EDIT: Sprint</p>
<p>pink.
Do you like Pepsi or coke?</p>
<p>Both.</p>
<p>What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever heard?</p>
<p>I like Royal Crown Cola.</p>
<p>Favorite band with punctuation in its name?</p>
<p>EDIT: Well the funniest jokes are always inside jokes, so one that you guys might find more appealing would be the german joke in respose to the leathal joke created in 1942. </p>
<p>1: My dog’s got no nose.
2: How does it smell?
3: Terrible.</p>
<p>A.F.I. actually…I know they have a dark persona but, for some reason, I like them…even though they’re so diff. from the other music I listen too.</p>
<p>And I wanna take this time to share my fave joke that I tell:
Ok so two guys are golfing and they both slice their balls into the woods. One guy goes off, wacking away at the brush trying to find his golfball. He comes across a patch of buttercups. WHACK, WHACK, WHACK! <em>magic sounds such as doodeeleedoodeeleedooooooo</em> The Fairy of Butter appeared right in front of him! She scolds him for wrecking the patch of buttercups that she had nurtured and grown so carefully for years. Of course she had to punish him! He returned to his friend very, very sad. “Dude, I was looking for my ball in a buttercup patch and now I’m not allowed to have ANY butter products! No bread and butter, no baked goods with butter, NOTHING!”. At this point he realizes his friend looks like he is about to cry…,“what’s wrong, man?” “I was looking for my ball in the pussywillows…”</p>
<p>How many years of age until you are two decades minus 4 year times 15 years old?</p>
<p>Dead.</p>
<p>What’s the leathal joke?</p>
<p>A joke so funny that the person who wrote it died laughing. It was translated to German one word at a time. One person saw two words of the joke and fell into a comma for 6 weeks. The soldiers used it on the battlefield with great sucess. </p>
<p>Whats the referrence?</p>
<p>No idea.</p>
<p>What IS the reference?</p>
<p>No idea.</p>
<p>What IS the reference?</p>
<p>I don’t know.</p>
<p>Why do people ask thread killing questions?</p>
<p>Because they want to kill the thread…?</p>
<p>Jolly ranchers or starbursts?</p>
<p>starburts
FYI: Monty Python’s Flying Circus was the referrence ;)</p>
<p>What are the odds you’ll get into first choice U?</p>