<p>Autumn.</p>
<p>This is what I hate about living in Texas… THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AUTUMN. The only trees that can survive are these wimpy sticks that turn a really depressing shade of brown during what’s supposed to be the most colorful time of year. There’s one particular tree in my front yard that I absolutely hate. During the winter its leaves don’t even fall to the ground, and they just cling to the branches like little brown leeches until spring. Gahh!!!</p>
<p>Do you say autumn, fall, or use both interchangeably?</p>
<p>Fall, exclusively </p>
<p>Where has the day gone?</p>
<p>My dog ate it.</p>
<p>Where’s a place you like to go to read?</p>
<p>my bed</p>
<p>have you heard the joke about the two golfers, buttercups, and pussywillows?</p>
<p>thats two questions but i shall comply.</p>
<p>the joke: so two guys go out for a lovely day of golf. on the seventh whole, johnny hooks it off into the forest and his pal shanks his into the woods on the other side. johnny goes off looking for his ball, thrashing at any and all brush in his path as he searches. he comes across a patch of buttercups near where he saw his ball go flying in and starts whaling away at them when POOF! out of nowhere appears mother nature and she is FURIOUS! “DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GROW THESE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS?” and as punishment he was sentenced to NO butter for the rest of his life. no bread and butter, no butter on toast, no cookies with butter, nothing! He is, of course, pretty disappointed but when he comes back to the course he finds his pal near tears. “Whats wrong pal?” “Well…I was looking for my ball in a patch of pussywillows…”</p>
<p>and no i am not hungry</p>
<p>good joke?</p>
<p>i guess so</p>
<p>did you tell this joke on this thread before? i remember reading it before…</p>
<p>No, I didn’t. </p>
<p>When’s the last time you saw a really great movie (please don’t say Pirates of the Caribbean…I HATE that movie with a passion) ?</p>
<p>Over the summer; Amelie!!!</p>
<p>I trust your answer, bendrumfront 
But did GIMEurSTRESballZ tell that joke here before?</p>
<p>I cannot recall, I’m sorry. I should frequent this thread more often to see what other good jokes I’m missing out on!</p>
<p>Do you believe miracles are possible (like me getting in here!) ?</p>
<p>Miracles only happen when they happen to me, dear… for other people it’s luck =P</p>
<p>Why wouldn’t you be here?</p>
<p>I’m worrying about things I shouldn’t be, and that’s going to stop right now!</p>
<p>I cannot think of a question, isn’t that sad? Those essays have sapped my creative juices.</p>
<p>ill answer a past one then. no i have not.</p>
<p>o…it is sad then.</p>
<p>countingdown to november2nd?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>How many essays do you have to write for your apps?</p>
<p>6 or 7…1 done</p>
<p>is weasel really from siberia?</p>
<p>nope, it’s november 3rd</p>
<p>have you been to savedarfur.org?</p>
<p>awww i have…well i apologize for the retelling. It’s kinda my signature and sole joke 
i guess i am not very creative.</p>
<p>no i havent.</p>
<p>what would you do if your school assigned you a project to make a scrapbook?</p>
<p>I’d be torn between excitement and horror at how much work it would take.</p>
<p>Nah, you don’t have to apologize. It wasn’t a horrible joke.</p>
<p>What’s your least favorite joke?</p>
<p>now my golf joke bc metonymy makes me feel degraded over it :(</p>
<p>should i go cry in a corner?</p>
<p>Awww, poor darling… don’t cry, have a cookie.</p>
<p>Have you ever literally cried in corner before?</p>