Ask George Thread - B/C Mike needs a rival.

<p>George, why are you raming this country into a hole of debt?</p>

<p>“a 300 million people country”
that sounds like something the president would say…maybe this guy is for real!!</p>

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<p>You didn’t read any of my answers.

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<p>Please contact my friend, Ben Bernacke, if you are having problems with money.</p>

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<p>I’m definitely for real. I checked today.</p>

<p>Dear George,</p>

<p>Can you divide by zero?</p>

<p>Sincerely,
CT.</p>

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<p>Yes, I can. The answer is infinity for all of you guys who make fun of me because I got like a 1206 on the SATs (back in the day). A 1206 was pretty good then.</p>

<p>ahaha 1206 SUCKS maybe this guy really is Bush.</p>

<p>Why are you spending your time on college confidential?</p>

<p>oh yeah and for the poll:</p>

<p>Mike:2
George:0</p>

<p>Georgie, I am your biggest fan. How do you choke on a pretzel?</p>

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<p>I have a bit of free time. The war hasn’t been taking up too much time lately.</p>

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There are several techniques to doing this…none of which are recommended.</p>

<p>A) The FORCED Method - have someone force it down your throat
B) The VOLUNTARY Method - put it on your tounge and let it slip
C) The HAND Method - stick your hand in your mouth along with the pretzel</p>

<p>Dear Bushie…</p>

<p>Posts: 0 ??</p>

<p>^ bec posts in the cafe don’t count.</p>

<p>George, now do you admit that you are a failure as an advice columnist?</p>

<p>If you are George W. Bush (and you are obviously not), why are you posting in the Northwestern University forum and asking people about your “Why NW essay?”</p>

<p>Haha.</p>

<p>PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, MY HERO…</p>

<p>Mr. President (if you are really one that is),</p>

<p>May I ask you, who did meet this morning (hint: a very important person), Friday January 5th?</p>

<p>lol</p>

<p>George,
Can you believe that this thread is in its 3rd page?</p>

<p>31: I don’t believe in failure.
32: My NW needed some help. It just so happened that I got waitlisted. There is no respect for the president of the United States these days. Absurd.
33: I don’t remember. I meet so many people each day.
34: Actually, I can.</p>

<p>I thought I’d bring this thread up…b/c my competitor has totally forgot about his readers.</p>

<p>George, I’m your biggest fan. Have you ever met a bigger fan?</p>

<p>36: Probably not. I think you’re my only fan.</p>

<p>Aww :(</p>

<p>George,
would you mind if i made my own dvice thread?</p>

<p>(interesting thread, although Mr.George hasn’t yet shown any smartness w/ answering questions, sadly enough, and I am a traditionalist, like, I’ve been supporting Mike for a long time and I WILL till the last blood of my body (lol! over-exaggeration!)
My first question, Global Warming, what’s ur viewpoint? HOw would u justify ur standing? (Now, I don’t ask it from THAT point of view of having an answer of Mr. Bush like, okay?!)</p>