<p>The topic says it all.</p>
<p>George,
what qualifications (for giving advice) do you think you have that Mike does not? What are they?</p>
<p>George, George, oh, George… Why the hell did you choose that nickname?</p>
<p>You couldn’t find other name that fits your intelligence properly? I hope not.</p>
<p>yeah, I wanted to ask the same thing!</p>
<p>George, this is seriously bad. How the hell are you going to compete with Mike when CCers can’t take you seriously enough to ask you some questions because of your name??</p>
<p>I think Mike is a winner already. </p>
<p>(JK :))</p>
<p>George, here are a few questions to get the ball rolling:</p>
<p>Why did you pick such a screen name?
Was it your idea?
If not, then whose was it?
Were you under the influence at the time you signed up?
Were you watching the news at the time you signed up?
If yes, what channel?
What qualifies you to give advice?
What level of education haveyou completed to the present day?
What are your thoughts on my screen name?
How long do you think this thread will last with the fierce competition you’re getting from Mike’s advice column?
Have you ever given advice professionally before?
Do you have a degree in Advice Giving?
What is your Highest SAT Score?
Have you taken the ACT before?
If yes, what was your score?
Do you think that I’ve posted too many questions?</p>
<p>There are more to come btw…</p>
<p>Do you watch cartoons?
What cartoons do you watch?
Do you have Cartoon Network?
Do you have a Math Tutor?
Are you satisfied with your Math SAT score?
Do you think that I’m really bored right now?
Are you a Republican or a Democrat?</p>
<p>George, Is your and Curious George’s SAT score the same ???
Are you two the same person ?? George W by day and Monkey by night ?</p>
<p>stuck,</p>
<p>Haha, I now feel a little bit sorry for George. He must be very scared! He hasn’t even answered any of our questions yet, and it has been a day already.</p>
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<p>I’m the president of the United States…something Mike is not.</p>
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<p>This isn’t my nickname, rather it is my real name.</p>
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<p>I think my name fits my intelligence factor quite well. My father, also a Bush, was a president too.</p>
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<p>I’ll challenge Mike to a debate any day.</p>
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<p>I’m the president of the United States…something Mike is not.</p>
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<p>This isn’t my nickname, rather it is my real name.</p>
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<p>I think my name fits my intelligence factor quite well. My father, also a Bush, was a president too.</p>
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<p>I’ll challenge Mike to a debate any day.</p>
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<p>I’m the president of the United States…something Mike is not.</p>
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<p>This isn’t my nickname, rather it is my real name.</p>
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<p>I think my name fits my intelligence factor quite well. My father, also a Bush, was a president too.</p>
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<p>I’ll challenge Mike to any debate.</p>
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<p>I’ve been busy handling the country’s future. I’ve decided that my spare time will be spent surfing here while at my ranch in Texas.</p>
<p>haha, I can see this thread getting interesting…</p>
<p>George: Why are you reposting everything?</p>
<p>I’ll debate you President Bush, but we pretty much agree on many of the same issues, other than your religious ones. </p>
<p>I am President of my High School, something you are not.</p>
<p>haha, this is all so funny</p>
<p>Hey Bushie , why didn’t you answer my questions ???
I think Mike can kick your ass anytime…Let’s start a poll…
Who would win between Mike and George…</p>
<p>Mike 1
George 0</p>
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<p>I have a stuttering problem. </p>
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<p>Uh…being the president of a 100 people student body is nothing compared to being the president of a 300 million people country. </p>
<p>Keep in mind, you are also a talk show host on the FAN…which is the sole reason why your rival 1050 ESPN makes so much money.</p>
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<p>Only one question per post. The president is busy.</p>
<p>Start the poll. The polls showed I beat Kerry last time. What’s Mike compared to Kerry?</p>
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Fine. I’ll answer it. I’m definetly not the same person. Is your president a monkey in a yellow suit? The answer is no. He’s a [strikeout]monkey[/strikeout] person in a blue suit and red tie.</p>
<p>george, you are obviously not fit to be an advice columnist. You sisn’t answer any of my questions!</p>
<p>Yeah. He isn’t answering our questions.</p>