<p>Am I going to sleep?</p>
<p>Am I saying sweet dreams?</p>
<p>Are you terribly angry?</p>
<p>Not terribly, but maybe a tad “put off.”</p>
<p>Will you breathe fire?</p>
<p>I’m not that put off.</p>
<p>Am I going to sleep?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I saying sweet dreams?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
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<p>wht is the answer to the universe?</p>
<p>If I started a fake chance thread making fun of certain racial groups, would people get mad?</p>
<p>Should you not be put off?</p>
<p>Am I just a skeptical person?</p>
<p>Should you not take it personally?</p>
<p>How was your best man friend?</p>
<p>Am I Fitzwilliam Darcy?</p>
<p>Am I lovely?</p>
<p>Have you told me your perception of me?</p>
<p>Did a girl in my grade wear heels today?</p>
<p>Did that remind me of you?</p>
<p>Are you random?</p>
<p>Are you rad?</p>
<p>Do you know some annoying people who use that word?</p>
<p>Do you own corduroy pants?</p>
<p>Are you getting tired?</p>
<p>Why do I hate my teacher so much?</p>
<p>Will you chance me at Free Chocolate. Chance me for Cornell, USC, NYU, UCSD, Babson.</p>
<p>Nooo. Chance threads are pointless. You’ll end up somewhere amazing, okie? (:</p>
<p>wht is the answer to the universe?</p>
<p>The answer = worship me.</p>
<p>If I started a fake chance thread making fun of certain racial groups, would people get mad?</p>
<p>Probably. Although that doesn’t really make any sense.</p>
<p>Should you not be put off?</p>
<p>I shouldn’t be, but I was.</p>
<p>Am I just a skeptical person?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Should you not take it personally?</p>
<p>Haha, you make no sense. Of course I’m going to “take it personally,” it was personal.</p>
<p>How was your best man friend?</p>
<p>FANTASTIC. It was like he never left. I really want to stay at his house tonight and skip school tomorrow. But the latter wish is the only realistic one, haha.</p>
<p>Am I Fitzwilliam Darcy?</p>
<p>Ooooh, nice. Yes.</p>
<p>Am I lovely?</p>
<p>I’m sure there are better, more accurate words to describe you.</p>
<p>Have you told me your perception of me?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Did a girl in my grade wear heels today?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did that remind me of you?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you random?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you rad?</p>
<p>Ugh.</p>
<p>Do you know some annoying people who use that word?</p>
<p>YES. Ugh to them.</p>
<p>Do you own corduroy pants?</p>
<p>Hahaha. Nope.</p>
<p>Are you getting tired?</p>
<p>Actually, yes, I’m exhausted.</p>
<p>Why do I hate my teacher so much?</p>
<p>Probably because they’re a math teacher; and all math teachers suck.</p>
<p>She’s my English teacher. And she doesn’t know anything.</p>
<p>Is your attendance record perfectly imperfect?</p>
<p>Is your attendance record perfectly imperfect?</p>
<p>You took the words from my lips. Yes. I’m absent all the time because I go to a lame school. And because I’m just independently efficient. I don’t need deadlines or worksheets. I just do it.</p>
<p>Are you a fan of Nike?</p>
<p>Because it’s terribly lame or because of those poor children who get payed a quarter of a penny for each shoe that they make?</p>
<p>What is your perception of me? I am curious.</p>
<p>Are you a fan of Nike?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>Because it’s terribly lame or because of those poor children who get payed a quarter of a penny for each shoe that they make?</p>
<p>Both.</p>
<p>What is your perception of me?</p>
<p>Umm…you seem sarcastic and kind of cynical (in a good way). And you seem to be someone who observes a lot and doesn’t interact a lot in school because you’ve recognized how pointless it is to get caught up in high school nothingness. You seem like you have a plan, which is good. I assume you’re good at writing.</p>
<p>And you’re tallish. So that automatically makes you awesome. Don’t argue that with me. (:</p>
<p>You like me! You really really like me! I assume.</p>
<p>Should I cry?</p>