<p>Should I cry?</p>
<p>Most likely. You know, I don’t hand out compliments too often. </p>
<p>I’m kind of a big deal.</p>
<p>Should I cry because of English?</p>
<p>Should I cry because of English?</p>
<p>Probably. But English is awesome, let’s keep the class-bashing to math, okay?</p>
<p>Are you a ventriloquist?</p>
<p>But my teacher is treating me like I’m stupid. That makes me sad.</p>
<p>Are you a ventriloquist?</p>
<p>Oh no! Nooo. Don’t bring up ventriloquists. They’re so creepy.</p>
<p>I don’t do ventriloquists, okay?</p>
<p>Literally and otherwise, obvi.</p>
<p>Sad .</p>
<p>Do you believe that IQ tests are a highly inaccurate measure of intelligence?</p>
<p>Do you believe that IQ tests are a highly inaccurate measure of intelligence?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you a DNA helicase?</p>
<p>Are you sad in spirit with me?</p>
<p>Are you a DNA helicase?</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>You should ask me to ask you questions, because I have at least one.</p>
<p>Are you sad in spirit with me?</p>
<p>I’m actually in a really great mood, but I sympathize. Teachers really suck sometimes.</p>
<p>I thank you.</p>
<p>Would you like to know my perception of you?</p>
<p>Would you like to know my perception of you?</p>
<p>Sure, just, y’know…don’t make me cry or something.</p>
<p>Are you allowed one question for the day?</p>
<p>Did I make you cry or something?</p>
<p>Are you allowed one question for the day?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you iron your jeans?</p>
<p>Did I make you cry or something?</p>
<p>No, but I wanted to excite you with the thought.</p>
<p>Except. I hope that making me cry isn’t as endearing as comforting me while I’m in a teary moment.</p>
<p>I perceive you as a tall curly-haired maven. You are nice and use expressions like ‘Bless your heart.’ People like you lots, but you don’t necessarily like them unless they’ve proven themselves to you, in a way. You are outgoing. And you wear nice high heels, not those gross ones people I know wear.</p>
<p>Am I close?</p>
<p>Am I close?</p>
<p>VERY close. Right on, actually. Thank you (:</p>
<p>But trust me, lots of people don’t like me lots. In fact, I know a number of people who most likely despise me. But that’s okay, they give me a reason to be quippy and fiery and snippety.</p>
<p>Should everyone like mavens?</p>
<p>Should everyone like mavens?</p>
<p>They really should. Especially mavens with mermaid hair.</p>
<p>Not that I have mermaid hair yet. But its getting there.</p>