<p>Does Snoop score major bwornie points?</p>
<p>Is the answer to your question “no”?</p>
<p>'Cause jeans don’t really get wrinkly, right?</p>
<p>And if they did, they’d get quickly unwrinkly when I wore them, right?</p>
<p>Is it painful to make girls cry?</p>
<p>Do you like seeing old men cry?</p>
<p>Does Snoop score major bwornie points?</p>
<p>Always. If she could hear me, I would call her a “sweetheart” in my Jersey accent.</p>
<p>Is the answer to your question “no”?</p>
<p>Oh, thank gosh. That was like, the question, just so you know.</p>
<p>'Cause jeans don’t really get wrinkly, right?</p>
<p>They really don’t.</p>
<p>And if they did, they’d get quickly unwrinkly when I wore them, right?</p>
<p>Right.</p>
<p>Is it painful to make girls cry?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you like seeing old men cry?</p>
<p>No! Awww : (.</p>
<p>Do you have a Jersey accent?</p>
<p>Do you have a Jersey accent?</p>
<p>When I want one, I do.</p>
<p>Will you marry me?</p>
<p>Isn’t that the question?</p>
<p>Should I say “silly girl” dismissively?</p>
<p>Will you marry me?</p>
<p>Oh, DVR…</p>
<p>Isn’t that the question?</p>
<p>I suppose it is.</p>
<p>Should I say “silly girl” dismissively?</p>
<p>No, it doesn’t suit you.</p>
<p>May I cut in?</p>
<p>May I cut in?</p>
<p>Sure, but I don’t dance with females.</p>
<p>Did I fully just ask you to marry me?</p>
<p>Are you a double feature?</p>
<p>Did I fully just ask you to marry me?</p>
<p>Oh, no. I think that is a lie. I think it was a half-ask. Oh-ho, I’m so funny.</p>
<p>Are you a double feature?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you watch Gilmore Girls?</p>
<p>Do you watch Gilmore Girls?</p>
<p>Nope. I don’t like WB shows. But my BFF loves Gilmore Girls, and she’s tried to get me hooked.</p>
<p>But really, I just love The Office, LOST, The Golden Girls, and What Not To Wear.</p>
<p>I don’t love TV too deeply.</p>
<p>You should try Gilmore Girls. It sucked me in and turned me into the person I am today. If it wasn’t for Gilmore Girls, I’d still be a gangly non-music listening pop culture-less really awkward ickfest. To put it lightly.</p>
<p>TMI?</p>
<p>TMI?</p>
<p>Nooo way. Snoop, you should really do the pageant I did next year, when you’re a junior. </p>
<p>It just came to me, haha.</p>
<p>No. No no no. It would… No. I’m too…off.</p>
<p>Do you understand?</p>
<p>Are some things too ridiculous to even talk about?</p>
<p>Do you understand?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Are some things too ridiculous to even talk about?</p>
<p>It depends on who you’re discussing the ridiculous things with.</p>
<p>But there are inappropriate things that shouldn’t ever be discussed.</p>
<p>Like what?</p>
<p>Like what?</p>
<p>Obviously I am not going to discuss them, snoopy.</p>