<p>Is the Oxford English Dictionary far better than Webster’s?</p>
<p>Is the Oxford English Dictionary far better than Webster’s?</p>
<p>Oh, yes.</p>
<p>What is your primary motivator?</p>
<p>Are you allotted one more question?</p>
<p>What is your primary motivator?</p>
<p>My future success. I’m meant for something big. I don’t know what it is yet, but it’ll be big.</p>
<p>Are you allotted one more question?</p>
<p>Mmm yes, okay. Let’s continue with me-based questions.</p>
<p>Is there a particular song that reminds you of me? Like, if you were a cheesy serenader, it would be the song you would sing to me.</p>
<p>I apologize for the painful wording, I couldn’t help myself.</p>
<p>Are you so ridiculous?</p>
<p>Do The New Pornographers, as a whole, remind me of you?</p>
<p>But only because you introduced me to them, right?</p>
<p>Why do I dislike that last question?</p>
<p>Are you so ridiculous?</p>
<p>What if I said something really adorable right now, something like…“You know you love me.”</p>
<p>Would that take my ridiculousness to a new level? Because I’m not going to say that.</p>
<p>Do The New Pornographers, as a whole, remind me of you?</p>
<p>Ugh.</p>
<p>But only because you introduced me to them, right?</p>
<p>Yesss.</p>
<p>Why do I dislike that last question?</p>
<p>Because “me to them” sounds awkward. I don’t want you associating me with The New Pornographers, they’re wonderful and all, but I have a bad person associated with them. </p>
<p>And I don’t want to be swimming in the same pool, you know?</p>
<p>Do you like your gene pool?</p>
<p>What about your jean pool?</p>
<p>Do you unzip genes?</p>
<p>Do you like your gene pool?</p>
<p>Sort of. </p>
<p>What about your jean pool?</p>
<p>Sort of. It needs some additions, though.</p>
<p>Do you unzip genes?</p>
<p>Oh yes.</p>
<p>You’re so funny. Haha.</p>
<p>Do you have a hostile womb?</p>
<p>Do you have a hostile womb?</p>
<p>No! At least, I hope not.</p>
<p>Did your wound heal?</p>
<p>Did your wound heel?</p>
<p>Does that make no sense?</p>
<p>Are you a pursed lip?</p>
<p>Did your wound heal?</p>
<p>Yes! Thank you for asking, it’s finally band-aid free. </p>
<p>Did your wound heel?</p>
<p>What. As in, did it “behave”? Haha, yes, it did behave.</p>
<p>Does that make no sense?</p>
<p>I made it make sense.</p>
<p>Are you a pursed lip?</p>
<p>No, but I’m a bitten lip. As in, I bite my bottom lip a lot. It’s kind of a terrible habit.</p>
<p>What is your favourite word?</p>
<p>What is your favourite word?</p>
<p>Psht. Easy. </p>
<p>Extemporaneous.</p>
<p>Can you recite a monologue in French?</p>
<p>What’s my lame high school stereotype?</p>
<p>Are you decent?</p>
<p>Can you recite a monologue in French?</p>
<p>Sure, if I had at least a day (possibly a matter of hours) to memorize it and someone to help me with some pronunciation. I really should’ve done that for the pageant.</p>
<p>Oh well.</p>
<p>What’s my lame high school stereotype?</p>
<p>You’re the girl who is too cool for school. But you’re not Juno, because Juno annoyed me with her Sunny-D and hamburger phone. Don’t be Juno, okay? Keep your cherry-print underwear for yourself.</p>
<p>Are you decent?</p>
<p>No, I’m decadent.</p>
<p>Will you ask me one more question?</p>
<p>Is this kind of fun?</p>
<p>Will you ask me one more question?</p>
<p>Yes, one more. But seriously, I think I’ve questioned you more today than you’ve questioned me. And I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not.</p>
<p>Is this kind of fun?</p>
<p>So fun.</p>
<p>Okay! Your question is:</p>
<p>Will you tell me the best real, personal story from your life? Yesss.</p>
<p>What are the answers to the questions that you asked yak? tellmetellmetellme</p>