<p>What are the answers to the questions that you asked yak?</p>
<p>I cannot break confidentiality.</p>
<p>Is that wayyy too tough?</p>
<p>Will you ask me an easier question?</p>
<p>Is that wayyy too tough?</p>
<p>Puh-lease! I’ve told you, like, a thousand stories off the top of my head. You owe me, DVR, you owe me so much.</p>
<p>Will you ask me an easier question?</p>
<p>Fine.</p>
<p>Will you tell me the perfect, detailed, ideal scenario for the occasion I mentioned that I wanted to catch on film in the PM?</p>
<p>(That is so awkwardly/complicatedly worded, but I hope you’ll get it.)</p>
<p>sigh. Fine. Okay. But you could ask me questions if you, you know, wanted too.</p>
<p>Have you ever been outside North America?</p>
<p>Do you have a thing for impossible questions?</p>
<p>Have you ever been outside North America?</p>
<p>BAHA.</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Do you have a thing for impossible questions?</p>
<p>It is so not impossible, it’s just cute and whimsy. There is a much easier way to word it, but I wanted to keep it inside. PM me if you really don’t get it.</p>
<p>Do I get it?</p>
<p>Do I just lack willpower?</p>
<p>Are you going to read my question again?</p>
<p>Do I get it?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do I just lack willpower?</p>
<p>Well, you should’ve taken me up on the first question. But really, this is a fun question. And I will fully do something physical to you if you don’t answer it.</p>
<p>Are you going to read my question again?</p>
<p>Yes. Sorry, snoop.</p>
<p>Will I get back to you on that one?</p>
<p>Will I get back to you on that one?</p>
<p>You’re really terrible. I’m going to cry.</p>
<p>And now you owe me so much more.</p>
<p>Will you ask me a question? I’m bored.</p>
<p>Will you ask me a question?</p>
<p>Sure. But don’t be bored, okay? Bored people are boring.</p>
<p>What is your favorite TV show of all time?</p>
<p>Are your question-asking abilities sub-par to mine?</p>
<p>Was the question you just asked terribly inferior?</p>
<p>It wasn’t imaginative, but I’ll answer anyway. Would you like me to put the answer here?</p>
<p>Are your question-asking abilities sub-par to mine?</p>
<p>No way!</p>
<p>Was the question you just asked terribly inferior?</p>
<p>Shut up. I couldn’t think of anything else. I wasted all of my question-power on you, and now you’re “getting back to me” with the answer.</p>
<p>Lame.</p>
<p>Would you like me to put the answer here?</p>
<p>Sure. Is it Arrested Development?</p>
<p>Are you throwing a hissy fit?</p>
<p>Will I answer as soon as I can think of something wonderful enough?</p>
<p>Did you know that someone once said that her question-asking abilities were sub-par to mine?</p>
<p>Yes Arrested Development, but also Law and Order. I freakin’ love Law and Order. I could watch it everyday for the rest of my life and never get bored as long as I had some doritos.</p>
<p>What is your favorite snack food?</p>
<p>Will you ask me another question?</p>
<p>Are you throwing a hissy fit?</p>
<p>:O…I just accused you of that…on the other thread…</p>
<p>Are we the same person?</p>
<p>Will I answer as soon as I can think of something wonderful enough?</p>
<p>Yes (:</p>
<p>Did you know that someone once said that her question-asking abilities were sub-par to mine?</p>
<p>I don’t know what that girl was thinking. But I will admit, it’s still kind of true. </p>
<p>So I guess I know exactly what “she” was thinking. (:</p>
<p>What is your favorite snack food?</p>
<p>Hmm. I really love crackers and cheese. Or bread and cheese. But I eat that for meals, too. So I don’t know if that counts. But I love multi-grain crackers and Havarti. </p>
<p>Will you ask me another question?</p>
<p>Will you do the pageant I tried out for? Because TN’s current winner looks pretentious and overly blonde.</p>
<p>Will you do the pageant I tried out for?</p>
<p>No. I’m not a pageant girl. But I’m flattered. </p>
<p>Who’s TN’s current winner?</p>