<p>Will I be there in about 6 hours?</p>
<p>It will take longer, trust me. You’ll have to do some driving or something.</p>
<p>Is “scene” not generally used in Canada?</p>
<p>Apparently not. But you knew what I meant. Emo.</p>
<p>Does my mother straighten her hair?</p>
<p>Do you hate her now?</p>
<p>So 7 hours?</p>
<p>Does my mother straighten her hair?</p>
<p>Sigh. I’ll have to talk to her, or something. Show her the light.</p>
<p>Do you hate her now?</p>
<p>No! Is her hair really really curly, or just slightly wavy? Because if its the latter, she can straighten it. With my permission.</p>
<p>So 7 hours?</p>
<p>More like 8-9. Sorry. I’ll pick you up, I guess. But you can drive my car back to my house because I don’t like driving, kay?</p>
<p>Do you like Sigur Ros?</p>
<p>How do you say Sigur Ros?</p>
<p>Do you like Sigur Ros?</p>
<p>I don’t know yet. Which song should I sample first?</p>
<p>How do you say Sigur Ros?</p>
<p>Ask the boy.</p>
<p>Should you never ever sample a Sigur Ros song?</p>
<p>Do you live in the middle of nowhere?</p>
<p>Should you never ever sample a Sigur Ros song?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you live in the middle of nowhere?</p>
<p>Yes. And it sucks.</p>
<p>Am I the boy?</p>
<p>Are you quite continental?</p>
<p>Am I the boy?</p>
<p>Yes. But don’t think I’ll call you that like it’s a term of endearment. Like “boyfriend.” No. I don’t play that game.</p>
<p>Hahahaha.</p>
<p>Are you quite continental?</p>
<p>No?</p>
<p>Did you totally just fail to catch a Marilyn Monroe reference?</p>
<p>Did you totally just fail to catch a Marilyn Monroe reference?</p>
<p>:O I…</p>
<p>:O!!!</p>
<p>Jeez. Even I got that.</p>
<p>Was I in a lot of dance competitions?</p>
<p>Does it happen to the best of us?</p>
<p>Best being me, right?</p>
<p>Was I in a lot of dance competitions?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Does it happen to the best of us?</p>
<p>Shh. I cannot be consoled when I’m embarrassed. My virtual cheeks are blushing.</p>
<p>Best being me, right?</p>
<p>No no no. But sometimes.</p>
<p>Am I now ashamed of that?</p>
<p>Was I sneaky?</p>
<p>Do you embarrass easily?</p>
<p>Do you like bands like Death From Above 1979?</p>
<p>Have you never heard of that band?</p>
<p>Is it because it’s Canadian?</p>
<p>Was I sneaky?</p>
<p>I caught it, don’t worry.</p>
<p>Do you embarrass easily?</p>
<p>No, not really. But it’s usually really hilarious when I do. Like this one time, when I blindly looked at an article from The Onion and didn’t realize it was The Onion, and I ranted about the article for like 10 minutes while the person who showed it to me cracked up. Because I took it seriously. And it was from The Onion. He never ever let me live that one down.</p>
<p>But I don’t care, haha. Because it is funny.</p>
<p>Am I now ashamed of that?</p>
<p>Apparently.</p>
<p>Do I not know what The Onion is?</p>
<p>Is it something silly and American?</p>