<p>Do you like bands like Death From Above 1979?</p>
<p>I’m not sure. My man friend likes them, I think, but I’ve never listened to them.</p>
<p>Have you never heard of that band?</p>
<p>Heard of them, yes. Listened to them, no.</p>
<p>Is it because it’s Canadian?</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>Do I not know what The Onion is?</p>
<p>Ooh, you don’t? I could’ve gotten you, haha.</p>
<p>Is it something silly and American?</p>
<p>[url=<a href=“The Onion | America's Finest News Source.”>The Onion | America's Finest News Source.]Basically.[/url</a>]</p>
<p>Have you heard of MSTRKRFT?</p>
<p>Tokyo Police Club?</p>
<p>Are you not missing out?</p>
<p>Have you heard of MSTRKRFT?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Tokyo Police Club?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you not missing out?</p>
<p>I’m really not. But they’re missing out on me.</p>
<p>Do I ask the best questions when I listen to music?</p>
<p>Should I start listening to something now?</p>
<p>Do I ask the best questions when I listen to music?</p>
<p>Probably. You should listen to Heart. Because I like Heart. Haha.</p>
<p>Should I start listening to something now?</p>
<p>Yes. But what you should really do, is answer the question.</p>
<p>What should I sample by Heart?</p>
<p>Will I come up with an answer that you will love?</p>
<p>What are you doing right now?</p>
<p>Barracuda.</p>
<p>Do you have many man-friends?</p>
<p>What is on your bedside table right now?</p>
<p>Will you read me the Communist Manifesto?</p>
<p>What should I sample by Heart?</p>
<p>Barracuda and Alone (although its really ballady and cheesy).</p>
<p>Will I come up with an answer that you will love?</p>
<p>Yes (:</p>
<p>What are you doing right now?</p>
<p>I’m ordering a pizza. And deciding which movies to get.</p>
<p>Do you have many man-friends?</p>
<p>I have two really really REALLY amazing man friends who make my life much less complicated. One of them is like, physically good. He’s affectionate (in a non-boyfriendy kind of way) and makes me feel better; and the other is a great listener/rationalizer and he’s really funny. But I would never date either of them, haha. I was with the physical one for a while, but it was destined to fail.</p>
<p>What is on your bedside table right now?</p>
<p>A picture in a frame, my phone, my lamp, this big book of off-Broadway plays, and A Midsummer Night’s Dream.</p>
<p>Will you read me the Communist Manifesto?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did I just get an idea?</p>
<p>Did I just get an idea?</p>
<p>Oh! Yes.</p>
<p>Have you seen High Fidelity?</p>
<p>Am I writing a brainstorm?</p>
<p>Are brainstorms terrible and useless?</p>
<p>But sometimes helpful, right?</p>
<p>Is it ridiculous that I’m putting a lot of thought into this?</p>
<p>Have you seen High Fidelity?</p>
<p>Girl, I don’t do John Cusack movies.</p>
<p>Am I writing a brainstorm?</p>
<p>Oooh.</p>
<p>Are brainstorms terrible and useless?</p>
<p>When teachers require them, yes. But when you’re making an outline, they’re useful.</p>
<p>But sometimes helpful, right?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is it ridiculous that I’m putting a lot of thought into this?</p>
<p>Some might say so, but I say its sweet. (: And I’m so glad I asked you.</p>
<p>What’s wrong with John Cusack?</p>
<p>What’s wrong with John Cusack?</p>
<p>He’s overrated. He’s typecasted. He’s annoying. His sister is annoying. His face annoys me.</p>
<p>He’s annoying because he drives me bananas and has no talent. End of story.</p>
<p>Did you fully just say “drives my bananas”?</p>
<p>Is Henry Ian Cusick annoyinger than John Cusack?</p>
<p>Did you fully just say “drives my bananas”?</p>
<p>No, DVR, I said “drives me bananas.” If he “drove my bananas,” that would be different. And possibly inappropriate.</p>
<p>Is Henry Ian Cusick annoyinger than John Cusack?</p>
<p>No! He’s cute.</p>