<p>When was the last time you laughed?</p>
<p>When was the first time you laughed?</p>
<p>Did you answer that question vaguely?</p>
<p>Should you provide a new, precise answer?</p>
<p>When was the last time you laughed?</p>
<p>After reading the next question…</p>
<p>When was the first time you laughed?</p>
<p>Haha, um, as I exited the womb.</p>
<p>Did you answer that question vaguely?</p>
<p>Not at all!</p>
<p>Should you provide a new, precise answer?</p>
<p>Already taken care of. (:</p>
<p>Why aren’t The Shins playing yet?</p>
<p>Did I have a random question that escaped me?</p>
<p>Why aren’t The Shins playing yet?</p>
<p>Because it’s not time yet. Is it weird that Jake Gyllenhaal is the host, considering the previous PM incidents of today?</p>
<p>Did I have a random question that escaped me?</p>
<p>Catch it!</p>
<p>Your question-asking priviledges have been suspended until further notice, missy.</p>
<p>Do you enjoy being called missy?</p>
<p>Will I subtly answer yes?</p>
<p>In spite of myself?</p>
<p>Do you enjoy being called missy?</p>
<p>“Toots” is so much worse.</p>
<p>Will I subtly answer yes?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>In spite of myself?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is it weird that I already know what I’m going to wear to my Beta initiation at the end of the month?</p>
<p>Is it weird that I already know what I’m going to wear to my Beta initiation at the end of the month?</p>
<p>No, but as girlie as I am, I don’t do that a lot. I always feel it out on the day of whatever I’m dressing up for. I always change my mind if I decide ahead of time anyway.</p>
<p>All I need is a grey sweater. Will you lend me one, Oh Great One?</p>
<p>Will you lend me one, Oh Great One?</p>
<p>I will. I have one with a deep V. It looks really good with a cranberry cami underneath it.</p>
<p>Did I thoroughly enjoy that?</p>
<p>Do you have a way with words?</p>
<p>Hate that word. Cami. But I think I just hate some people who say it.</p>
<p>I need a cardigan type, simple, buttoned. Long, preferably. I’m also wearing black pants and a blue striped long-sleeved t-shirt. Where can I get it?</p>
<p>I’m so cute. I plan my clothes.</p>
<p>Did I thoroughly enjoy that?</p>
<p>Yes. The Shins?</p>
<p>Do you have a way with words?</p>
<p>I have my moments.</p>
<p>Where can I get it?</p>
<p>Express, The Limited, possibly NY & Co (although I hate that store), Macys, Nordstrom…</p>
<p>But I guarantee you’re going to have a hard time finding a long-sleeved on right now, because spring stuff is out. Check all of the clearance sections.</p>
<p>Aren’t I cute?</p>
<p>Aren’t I cute?</p>
<p>Way cute, snoop, way cute.</p>
<p>If you wore really dark skinny jeans, I have some boots you can borrow that would make your outfit look like the outfit I wore to this New Years thing in 2006.</p>
<p>Should I wear skinny jeans?</p>
<p>I don’t do skinny jeans. They make me look like a two-legged spider.</p>
<p>But not Juno-cute, right?</p>
<p>Should I wear skinny jeans?</p>
<p>No, you aren’t allowed.</p>
<p>But not Juno-cute, right?</p>
<p>No. Not Juno-cute. You’re better (cuter) than that.</p>
<p>Oh, God, yak. NEB wears skinny jeans.</p>