<p>What kind of cute am I?</p>
<p>Was that too ridiculous to ask without hesitating?</p>
<p>Would I not wear skinny jeans even if I was allowed?</p>
<p>What kind of cute am I?</p>
<p>The kind of cute that charms me.</p>
<p>Was that too ridiculous to ask without hesitating?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Would I not wear skinny jeans even if I was allowed?</p>
<p>You wouldn’t. They’re so…ugh…on men. But on me? (:</p>
<p>Are you super-thin?</p>
<p>Are you super-thin?</p>
<p>HAHAHA. No, that’s really funny, though.</p>
<p>I’m a woman, okay? And a lady.</p>
<p>Am I super-thin?</p>
<p>Are you also becoming a sneaky editor?</p>
<p>How did I catch that?!</p>
<p>Would you trade your life for any ordinary Joe’s?</p>
<p>Am I super-thin?</p>
<p>Yes, and I didn’t mean for it to sound as if there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just not super-thin. It’s not in my genes or in my jeans, hahaha. Okay that’s not really that hilarious, but I tried to make it work.</p>
<p>Are you also becoming a sneaky editor?</p>
<p>I always have been, but I’ve been so sneaky that you haven’t caught it until now.</p>
<p>How did I catch that?!</p>
<p>You’re Merlin.</p>
<p>Would you trade your life for any ordinary Joe’s?</p>
<p>What? No.</p>
<p>Do you really think I’m some freaky old guy with a beard?</p>
<p>Could I have totally made the jeans/genes thing work?</p>
<p>Did you just miss a Shins reference?</p>
<p>Do you really think I’m some freaky old guy with a beard?</p>
<p>Ewww. No, I don’t really think that, should I?</p>
<p>Could I have totally made the jeans/genes thing work?</p>
<p>Shut up. I made it work.</p>
<p>Did you just miss a Shins reference?</p>
<p>I totally did, I’m sorry, Mike.</p>
<p>Are your reference-catching abilities being thrust into the public eye?</p>
<p>Whose eye is it, exactly?</p>
<p>Are your reference-catching abilities being thrust into the public eye?</p>
<p>I’m really getting slapped around today. And it hurts.</p>
<p>Whose eye is it, exactly?</p>
<p>That is not up to me to be determined. But probably the inappropriate-looking one from LOTR.</p>
<p>Does it really?</p>
<p>Should I stop?</p>
<p>Stop and do what? </p>
<p>THE SHINS ARE ON.</p>
<p>Does it really?</p>
<p>Oh yes.</p>
<p>Should I stop?</p>
<p>Don’t stop.</p>
<p>**Stop and do what? **</p>
<p>Watch The Shins, and their inadequate tambourine girl.</p>
<p>How much more must I do before I go to sleep?</p>
<p>Am I hungry?</p>
<p>How much more must I do before I go to sleep?</p>
<p>Well, priority one = the story.</p>
<p>Am I hungry?</p>
<p>Yes. Come eat the pizza at my house. It was so amazing.</p>
<p>Will the story probably be done tomorrow?</p>
<p>Why would I eat the pizza that was amazing?</p>
<p>Will the story probably be done tomorrow?</p>
<p>My tomorrow? Because it’s already your tomorrow…</p>
<p>Why would I eat the pizza that was amazing?</p>
<p>Shut uppppp. It was amazing as in, when I ate it, it was amazing. I’m sure if you ate it right now, it would still be amazing.</p>
<p>Will you stop, drop, and roll?</p>