<p>What is my deal?</p>
<p>At what time were you discussing Neopets?</p>
<p>Was I laughing at it with him and him and her at about 11:30, my time?</p>
<p>Do you have wheels?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>What is my deal?</p>
<p>I don’t know. You follow me around, I’m guessing.</p>
<p>At what time were you discussing Neopets?</p>
<p>Like, 1:30 PM PST.</p>
<p>Was I laughing at it with him and him and her at about 11:30, my time?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you a skippypants?</p>
<p>Were you late by about 5 hours?</p>
<p>Are you a skippypants?</p>
<p>I was, yes. But I fixed it.</p>
<p>Were you late by about 5 hours?</p>
<p>No! You spy on me by time travel.</p>
<p>Do you want me to kiss it better?</p>
<p>Are you a carnivore?</p>
<p>Do you want me to kiss it better?</p>
<p>Yes. But don’t do that raspberry thing. That’s obnoxious and it would ruin the moment.</p>
<p>Are you a carnivore?</p>
<p>Omnivore. Omnivore.</p>
<p>Are you flabbergasted?</p>
<p>Are you flabbergasted?</p>
<p>Sometimes. But not at the moment.</p>
<p>Hideous word, it is.</p>
<p>How many questions am I allotted today?</p>
<p>Is 3 good?</p>
<p>Is 3 good?</p>
<p>Yes. So good.</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>Do you have your driver’s license?</p>
<p>Do you have a car, if so, what type?</p>
<p>Have you ever worn tights?</p>
<p>Do I only have a silly permit?</p>
<p>Do I not have my own car?</p>
<p>Is the answer to the third question yes?</p>
<p>Are you laughing?</p>
<p>But because of Twelfth Night, right?</p>
<p>Did I pay attention to jaws for the entire day?</p>
<p>All because of you, right?</p>
<p>Do I only have a silly permit?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do I not have my own car?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Is the answer to the third question yes?</p>
<p>Hahaha.</p>
<p>Are you laughing?</p>
<p>Of course I am.</p>
<p>But because of Twelfth Night, right?</p>
<p>Ugh, I hate Twelfth Night.</p>
<p>Did I pay attention to jaws for the entire day?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>All because of you, right?</p>
<p>Right. Is your’s still the hottest?</p>
<p>Will I get into yale? </p>
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<p>Is that a duuuuh-y question?</p>
<p>Do most people not even have jaws?</p>
<p>Will I get into yale?</p>
<p>I hope so! But you can’t steal my man.</p>
<p>**How cute are these, cause I really want them? **</p>
<p>Really cute. But I just want a cute, basic Yale shirt. And some cute booty shorts.</p>
<p>Yikes, did I just say booty shorts?</p>
<p>Is that a duuuuh-y question?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do most people not even have jaws?</p>
<p>Yes. God did that so I would only be attracted to a select few.</p>
<p>Would my philosophy teacher slap you in the face for saying that?</p>
<p>Would my philosophy teacher slap you in the face for saying that?</p>
<p>No, he would change his profession because I make so much sense.</p>
<p>Wait, did you say that because I’m “wrong”? Or because he doesn’t have a jaw?</p>
<p>Should I reply to all of his questions with a “Because God made it that way” answer?</p>