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<p>Hott, rich boys are a dime a dozen at yale. =) We can both find one. In fact, I’ll ship one to you, free of charge.</p>

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<p>booty shorts… =)</p>

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<p>Should I reply to all of his questions with a “Because God made it that way” answer?</p>

<p>Definitely. Hahaha.</p>

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<p>CUTE.</p>

<p>But, to set the record straight, I don’t care if they’re rich.</p>

<p>I need to stop dating rich boys. They’re such jerks. Well, some of them, anyway.</p>

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<p>Did I say that because he hates it when people use God to prove things?</p>

<p>do you wear short shorts?</p>

<p>One-piece or two-piece?</p>

<p>One more question?</p>

<p>Are you a periwinkle?</p>

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<p>Did I say that because he hates it when people use God to prove things?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>do you wear short shorts?</p>

<p>Did someone forget how to capitalize things? Oops.</p>

<p>Yes, I do. My brother oh-so-cleverly calls me “Miss Shorty Short Shorts.”</p>

<p>One-piece or two-piece?</p>

<p>Two, usually. But sometimes one, if I’m doing something physical that could possibly cause a wardrobe malfunction.</p>

<p>One more question?</p>

<p>Yes!</p>

<p>Do you have any pets? (If so, name, age, “breed” if applicable) </p>

<p>Are you a periwinkle?</p>

<p>No. Is that a fish? Whatever. </p>

<p>But when I had braces, I would always get periwinkle bands. Gross.</p>

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<p>Should I study for my midterms that are tomorrow or write college essays?</p>

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<p>Should I study for my midterms that are tomorrow or write college essays?</p>

<p>College essays. Tomorrow is January 15th, girl.</p>

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<p>I’m done with all my applications, I just have scholarship essays, which are much more detailed and make me go =(.</p>

<p>I think I may run first… or I should wait til my parents go to bed and just go on the elliptical. I hate it when people are around me while I work out.</p>

<p>Anyway… more questions…</p>

<p>What midterms do I have tomorrow? (3)</p>

<p>Can I solve a rubik’s cube?</p>

<p>How old is your brother?</p>

<p>What does my shirt have on it?</p>

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<p>Did I have a dog?</p>

<p>Was he an American bulldog called Caesar?</p>

<p>Was he ginormousish?</p>

<p>Did he die when he was around 11?</p>

<p>Would you like to hear the story?</p>

<p>So it can make you cry, right?</p>

<p>Did I also have a huge fishtank full of, like, 35 fish?</p>

<p>Did they all die in the same week?</p>

<p>Am I really unfortunate with pets?</p>

<p>Did someone give me a hamster?</p>

<p>Did I give it away after a day?</p>

<p>Did I also have a cat?</p>

<p>Did he run away?</p>

<p>Am I really unfortunate with pets?</p>

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<p>What midterms do I have tomorrow? (3)</p>

<p>Calculus, English Lit, Physics</p>

<p>Can I solve a rubik’s cube?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>How old is your brother?</p>

<p>Are you scamming on him? He’s too young for you. 14.</p>

<p>What does my shirt have on it?</p>

<p>Something obnoxious, like “Too Pretty To Do Math.”</p>

<p>I want one of those shirts.</p>

<p>Did I have a dog?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Was he an American bulldog called Caesar?</p>

<p>Oh my.</p>

<p>Was he ginormousish?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Did he die when he was around 11?</p>

<p>Aww.</p>

<p>Would you like to hear the story?</p>

<p>Will it make me cry? ):</p>

<p>So it can make you cry, right?</p>

<p>Uh, so you can try to cop a feel while you console me? I think not, DVR.</p>

<p>Did I also have a huge fishtank full of, like, 35 fish?</p>

<p>Wow. Like in Jungle-2-Jungle?</p>

<p>Did they all die in the same week?</p>

<p>:O!</p>

<p>Am I really unfortunate with pets?</p>

<p>Yes!</p>

<p>Did someone give me a hamster?</p>

<p>Ick. Yes.</p>

<p>Did I give it away after a day?</p>

<p>Hahaha.</p>

<p>Did I also have a cat?</p>

<p>Aww.</p>

<p>Did he run away?</p>

<p>Oh no!</p>

<p>Am I really unfortunate with pets?</p>

<p>Yes ):!</p>

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<p>Are you sure you don’t want to hear the story?</p>

<p>Is it really quite moving?</p>

<p>Am I really not that bad with pets?</p>

<p>Did unfortunate things just happen?</p>

<p>Did you fully just accuse me of wanting to cop a feel?</p>

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<p>Are you sure you don’t want to hear the story?</p>

<p>Okaaaay. Tell me.</p>

<p>Is it really quite moving?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Am I really not that bad with pets?</p>

<p>No, you really aren’t.</p>

<p>Did unfortunate things just happen?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Did you fully just accuse me of wanting to cop a feel?</p>

<p>Well, I fully verbalized your intentions/deepest desires, if that’s what you mean by “accuse.”</p>

<p>Hehe.</p>

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<p>Are you all-knowing?</p>

<p>Do you learn from the best?</p>

<p>Were you moved to tears by the story?</p>

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<p>Are you all-knowing?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do you learn from the best?</p>

<p>Pshhhhtttt.</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Were you moved to tears by the story?</p>

<p>Not to tears, but it was quite sad. I think the date prevented me from tearing up.</p>

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<p>Will you explain the date?</p>

<p>Am I wishing myself sweet dreams?</p>

<p>Am I wishing you clouds and back-drawings?</p>

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<p>Will you explain the date?</p>

<p>I did on the other thread. It’s a past anniversary date.</p>

<p>When I was all lame and post-breakupy I included it in a lament poem I had to write last year. It was the title, I think. Or something.</p>

<p>Am I wishing myself sweet dreams?</p>

<p>Oh, you selfish, selfish boy.</p>

<p>Am I wishing you clouds and back-drawings?</p>

<p>Mmm. Yessss.</p>

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<p>I didn’t even know they made shirts like that. Me want. </p>

<p>What are my school colors?</p>

<p>What are your school colors?</p>

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<p>What are my school colors?</p>

<p>Crimson and grey.</p>

<p>What are your school colors?</p>

<p>Red and black.</p>

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<p>Where is my 20 lb. dumbbell?</p>

<p>Is it weird that I can find one but not the other?</p>

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<p>Where is my 20 lb. dumbbell?</p>

<p>Yes. Hahaha.</p>

<p>It’s…under your double size bed.</p>

<p>Is it weird that I can find one but not the other?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Is it weird that I only lift 8 maaaaybe 10 lb dumbbells? Hahaha.</p>

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<p>Is your first answer inadequate?</p>