<p>Does your head hurt?</p>
<p>Do you often get funny feelings?</p>
<p>Do you like answering many questions?</p>
<p>Are vhs tapes funny?</p>
<p>Did I just waste enough hot water to fill a small lake?</p>
<p>Do I usually take hot showers?</p>
<p>Literally or figuratively?</p>
<p>Did you tell Max to stay?</p>
<p>Is Revolver a good Beatles CD?</p>
<p>Does the day break?</p>
<p>Does your mind ache?</p>
<p>Do you find that all her words of kindness linger on as she no longer needs you?</p>
<p>Does she wake up?</p>
<p>Does she take her time?</p>
<p>Does she not feel that she needs to hurry because she no longer needs you?</p>
<p>And in her eyes, do you see nothing, no sign of love behind the tears cried for no one, a love that should have lasted years?</p>
<p>Is she totally foolish for not needing you?</p>
<p>Why did I change “needing” to “neading,” at first?</p>
<p>Am I malfunctioning?</p>
<p>Are you sort of creeped out by people who are really really good at drawing on Facebook graffiti walls?</p>
<p>Do you look at all the lovely people?</p>
<p>Are annoyed by people who “don’t believe in best friends”?</p>
<p>What was the last award you won?</p>
<p>Umm…a scholarship award in the pageant. For interview.</p>
<p>What was the last book you read?</p>
<p>The Fountainhead.</p>
<p>Are you allotted the question?</p>
<p>Yes. This is crucial. Do you like the movie Anchorman?</p>
<p>But only because nauseous people should ask questions, right?</p>
<p>Right. But I feel better. Phew. </p>
<p>Do you feel so grateful that you’ll ask the inappropriate question?</p>
<p>Nice try. (:</p>
<p>What are your plans for tonight?</p>
<p>Umm, my friend is picking me up around 8:30ish to watch The Shining at his house. Gosh that movie is so scary…</p>
<p>Was that personal?</p>
<p>Haha, yes.</p>
<p>Are you bursting?</p>
<p>I’m okay.</p>
<p>Did I come to a realization today?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did I realize that when I’m nervous I talk a lot in my own witty disjointed way?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do I talk like Juno?</p>
<p>Oh gosh. Juno is so annoying, don’t talk like Juno, snoop.</p>
<p>Do you know when it’s a dream?</p>
<p>Mmm.</p>
<p>Are you sure?</p>
<p>Yessss.</p>
<p>Will you let me take you down?</p>
<p>No, I don’t like this song…</p>
<p>To where?</p>
<p>Sigh. Strawberry Fields.</p>
<p>Is anything real?</p>
<p>“No.”</p>
<p>Is there anything to get hung about?</p>
<p>Hahahaha. No.</p>
<p>Does your head hurt?</p>
<p>I’m better.</p>
<p>Do you often get funny feelings?</p>
<p>Not often, but sometimes.</p>
<p>Do you like answering many questions?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are vhs tapes funny?</p>
<p>Hehe. Yes.</p>
<p>Did I just waste enough hot water to fill a small lake?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Do I usually take hot showers?</p>
<p>All the time.</p>
<p>Literally or figuratively?</p>
<p>Both, mostly figuratively :O(;!</p>
<p>Did you tell Max to stay?</p>
<p>Yes, when the class has gone away.</p>
<p>Is Revolver a good Beatles CD?</p>
<p>I think so.</p>
<p>Does the day break?</p>
<p>Sometimes.</p>
<p>Does your mind ache?</p>
<p>Nooo.</p>
<p>Do you find that all her words of kindness linger on as she no longer needs you?</p>
<p>It doesn’t really apply, DVR…</p>
<p>Does she wake up?</p>
<p>Again…</p>
<p>Does she take her time?</p>
<p>Wow.</p>
<p>Does she not feel that she needs to hurry because she no longer needs you?</p>
<p>Yeah…</p>
<p>And in her eyes, do you see nothing, no sign of love behind the tears cried for no one, a love that should have lasted years?</p>
<p>Could you just sing to me, instead? Each of your questions involve my response, sooo…</p>
<p>Is she totally foolish for not needing you?</p>
<p>It really, really doesn’t apply…but I did catch the reference. But you made it hard to work withhhh.</p>
<p>Why did I change “needing” to “neading,” at first?</p>
<p>Because you’re silly. And you like bread and forgot the “k”? Or you like massages…or cats…</p>
<p>Am I malfunctioning?</p>
<p>Noo.</p>
<p>Are you sort of creeped out by people who are really really good at drawing on Facebook graffiti walls?</p>
<p>Yes. You just described my creepy ex. Hahaha.</p>
<p>Do you look at all the lovely people?</p>
<p>Yes. (:</p>
<p>Are annoyed by people who “don’t believe in best friends”?</p>
<p>Yes, they just don’t have a best friend, so its their lame excuse.</p>
<p>Do I really not like Anchorman?</p>
<p>Do I really not like Anchorman?</p>
<p>Yesssssss. Oh, DVR, that makes me so happy. (:</p>
<p>Who do you take me for?</p>
<p>Do I seem like I do slapstick?</p>
<p>Are you so happy that you’ll ask the inappropriate question?</p>
<p>Do I not let things go?</p>
<p>Who do you take me for?</p>
<p>I had to ask. So many guys love that movie. I had to know.</p>
<p>Do I seem like I do slapstick?</p>
<p>No, but I had to make sure!</p>
<p>Are you so happy that you’ll ask the inappropriate question?</p>
<p>Not that happy. (:</p>
<p>Do I not let things go?</p>
<p>Hehe. Its fun.</p>
<p>Am I definitely not representative of the population?</p>
<p>What would make you happy enough?</p>
<p>Am I definitely not representative of the population?</p>
<p>Definitely not. You’re…yes (:</p>
<p>What would make you happy enough?</p>
<p>No no no, that’s cheating. You have to explore unchartered territory, DVR. I don’t just hand things out for free.</p>
<p>Is this like one of those times when you make a big deal about something, and then get really disappointed when you find out the truth?</p>
<p>Is this like one of those times when you make a big deal about something, and then get really disappointed when you find out the truth?</p>
<p>Possibly. I told you, its inappropriate. I’ll give you a new glimpse; its also physical.</p>
<p>Was that so obvious?</p>
<p>Did you say that you had something inappropriate to say right after I talked about something physical?</p>
<p>Was that so obvious?</p>
<p>Yes, but it was still nice of me to say!</p>
<p>Did you say that you had something inappropriate to say right after I talked about something physical?</p>
<p>Hehe yes…</p>
<p>Should you drop better hints?</p>
<p>Like me, right?</p>
<p>Are you a brick house?</p>
<p>Should you drop better hints?</p>
<p>That would be giving it away, but whatevs. I’ll play with you.</p>
<p>The question involves a questioning about whether or not you’re equipped with something I find very, very sexy. But its not like, it. So…wow. Okay. That’s enough of a hint.</p>
<p>Like me, right?</p>
<p>Right. I’m kind of awkward with hints, but its an awkward question. Yikes…</p>
<p>Are you a brick house?</p>
<p>Haha YES (only not really). Wow, I’ve listened to that song so many times.</p>
<p>Are lower abs sexy?</p>
<p>Do I have no idea what you’re talking about?</p>