<p>Are you mighty mighty?</p>
<p>Do you really let it all hang out?</p>
<p>Am I kind of grossed out?</p>
<p>Are you talking about a 6-pack?</p>
<p>Do I not beat around the bush?</p>
<p>Are lower abs sexy?</p>
<p>Yes, but that’s not it.</p>
<p>Do I have no idea what you’re talking about?</p>
<p>Noo clue.</p>
<p>Are you mighty mighty?</p>
<p>Yesss.</p>
<p>Do you really let it all hang out?</p>
<p>Okay, that sounds gross.</p>
<p>Am I kind of grossed out?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Are you talking about a 6-pack?</p>
<p>No, I was at first, but then decided no, because like…eh. It’s too long of a story. That’s not it.</p>
<p>Do I not beat around the bush?</p>
<p>You really don’t.</p>
<p>Tallness? Deep-voiced-ness? A tan? What is it?</p>
<p>How about you tell me?</p>
<p>Tallness? Deep-voiced-ness? A tan? What is it?</p>
<p>No, I already know those things</p>
<p>How about you tell me?</p>
<p>Maybe later…? (;</p>
<p>Do you hate how John Lennon says “I never sawr them at all”?</p>
<p>Will you tell me now?</p>
<p>How about now?</p>
<p>Smooth elbows? Roman nose? Eyeballs?</p>
<p>Will you at least point me in the right direction?</p>
<p>Am I reading that Time article on the science of romance?</p>
<p>Is that kind of ironic?</p>
<p>Did you just leave?</p>
<p>How dare you?</p>
<p>Will I stay up all night thinking?</p>
<p>Will you leave me all disoriented and confused for the rest of my life?</p>
<p>Will I become a nervous wreck with a long bushy beard and breath that smells of stale coffee?</p>
<p>Is that what you want?!</p>
<p>Did you know that yak will live on a mountain with no coffee?</p>
<p>Does that negate his previous statements?</p>
<p>Am I too excited?</p>
<p>Will my mountain export coffee beans?</p>
<p>Are you figuratively depriving me of what makes me a man?!</p>
<p>Do I need to know everything?</p>
<p>
Did that make me think of the Rilo Kiley song “Science vs. Romance?”</p>
<p>Do you hate how John Lennon says “I never sawr them at all”?</p>
<p>Yes! Ugh.</p>
<p>Will you tell me now?</p>
<p>Nooooo.</p>
<p>How about now?</p>
<p>Noooo, and if I do tell you, it won’t be here.</p>
<p>**Smooth elbows? **</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Roman nose?</p>
<p>No. </p>
<p>Eyeballs?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Will you at least point me in the right direction?</p>
<p>Lower abs do point you in the right direction, silly.</p>
<p>Am I reading that Time article on the science of romance?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is that kind of ironic?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did you just leave?</p>
<p>I did. My friend called and told me he was leaving his house, and I wasn’t dressed or anything so I had to run around and get ready.</p>
<p>How dare you?</p>
<p>:O!</p>
<p>Will I stay up all night thinking?</p>
<p>Hehe maaaaybe.</p>
<p>Will you leave me all disoriented and confused for the rest of my life?</p>
<p>No!</p>
<p>Will I become a nervous wreck with a long bushy beard and breath that smells of stale coffee?</p>
<p>Omgosh, gross…</p>
<p>Is that what you want?!</p>
<p>No!</p>
<p>Did you know that yak will live on a mountain with no coffee?</p>
<p>No, he won’t.</p>
<p>Does that negate his previous statements?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I too excited?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Will my mountain export coffee beans?</p>
<p>No!</p>
<p>Are you figuratively depriving me of what makes me a man?!</p>
<p>Hahaha.</p>
<p>Do I need to know everything?</p>
<p>You want to know everything.</p>
<p>Did that make me think of the Rilo Kiley song “Science vs. Romance?”</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Omgosh, I am up way early. I went to bed at like, 2:30-3:00 AM. Errrrghhh.</p>
<p>And by “if,” you mean “when,” right?</p>
<p>What would you rate it on the inappropriateness scale?</p>
<p>Are you tired?</p>
<p>Am I leaving?</p>
<p>Am I returning later?</p>
<p>Will there be a wonderful new PM in my box?</p>
<p>From you?</p>
<p>About it?</p>
<p>And by “if,” you mean “when,” right?</p>
<p>It’s a possibility.</p>
<p>What would you rate it on the inappropriateness scale?</p>
<p>It’s pretty inappropriate, like, it can be seen in two different lights. And one of them is highly inappropriate…like, an 8, and the other, more literal way of looking at it is like, a 6.</p>
<p>Are you tired?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Am I leaving?</p>
<p>Aww.</p>
<p>Am I returning later?</p>
<p>Mmhmm.</p>
<p>Will there be a wonderful new PM in my box?</p>
<p>I just got a brilliant idea! I’ll PM you when you give me my story. (:</p>
<p>From you?</p>
<p>It will be a reply to the story, but yes.</p>
<p>About it?</p>
<p>^^^^</p>
<p>This is no fun. You are no fun.</p>
<p>How should you be sleeping?</p>
<p>Do I have an xray of a man with a pen in his skull hanging on my bulletin board?</p>
<p>Do I have a favorite Beatles song?</p>
<p>How should you be sleeping?</p>
<p>Like a log.</p>
<p>Do I have an xray of a man with a pen in his skull hanging on my bulletin board?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do I have a favorite Beatles song?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>