<p>Where to?</p>
<p>A place other than this chair. I have to clean and do laundry and be, like, Cinderella. And I have to start my homework. Maybe.</p>
<p>Do you doodle my name all over a notepad in red ink?</p>
<p>:O! I…I…!</p>
<p>Is that an inadequate answer?</p>
<p>Do I sense a hint of indignation?</p>
<p>Will I get more work done when you leave?</p>
<p>Because you’re a complete distraction, right?</p>
<p>Is this entertaining?</p>
<p>Is that an inadequate answer?</p>
<p>No, it’s adorable.</p>
<p>Do I sense a hint of indignation?</p>
<p>Nooo.</p>
<p>Will I get more work done when you leave?</p>
<p>Probably. Including the story. Please please please please.</p>
<p>Because you’re a complete distraction, right?</p>
<p>Completely. But I make no apologies, because I know how much you like it.</p>
<p>Is this entertaining?</p>
<p>Dangerously.</p>
<p>*Note to self: Tell “Spanking Story” later. Haha, it just came to me. It’s a really embarrassing/awful story.</p>
<p>Tell us now, if you please. It sounds just awkward enough to cure me of half my funny feeling.</p>
<p>What is your opinion of Coldplay?</p>
<p>What is your opinion of Coldplay?</p>
<p>They’re amazing because they wrote the only song (I’ve ever heard of) that mentions green eyes.</p>
<p>What’s so bad about being Ukrainian?</p>
<p>What’s so bad about being Ukrainian?</p>
<p>Ugh. I just explained it in the other thingy. I’m distressed. </p>
<p>And it proves my point that Slavs are drawn to me. Hahaha.</p>
<p>Do I not think of myself as Asian, at all? Unless I’m at an Asian church?</p>
<p>Me?</p>
<p>Drawn to you?</p>
<p>Where’d you get that idea?</p>
<p>Are you behaving sillily?</p>
<p>Would you never ever have guessed that I was Ukrainian until I told you?</p>
<p>Do I not think of myself as Asian, at all? Unless I’m at an Asian church or math competition?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Was that bad?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Me?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Drawn to you?</p>
<p>No comment. I spoke in a fiery state, I can’t be held accountable for conceitedness. </p>
<p>Where’d you get that idea?</p>
<p>Said fieriness. </p>
<p>Are you behaving sillily?</p>
<p>Always.</p>
<p>Would you never ever have guessed that I was Ukrainian until I told you?</p>
<p>I bet I could tell if I saw you. I bet.</p>
<p>Did you miss a question?</p>
<p>Do I bet that you couldn’t?</p>
<p>Never in a million years, right?</p>
<p>Is my grandma fully Ukrainian?</p>
<p>Does even she not look Ukrainian?</p>
<p>How would you expect to tell, then?</p>
<p>Did you miss a question?</p>
<p>Nooo.</p>
<p>Do I bet that you couldn’t?</p>
<p>No. I could.</p>
<p>Never in a million years, right?</p>
<p>Shh.</p>
<p>Is my grandma fully Ukrainian?</p>
<p>:O</p>
<p>Does even she not look Ukrainian?</p>
<p>No, I bet she does.</p>
<p>How would you expect to tell, then?</p>
<p>By my theory that I’m a Slav-magnet.</p>
<p>What do Ukrainians look like?</p>
<p>What is your opinion of Melanie?</p>
<p>What do Ukrainians look like?</p>
<p>Tall, big noses, fair (light complected with lightish hair).</p>
<p>What is your opinion of Melanie?</p>
<p>It’s cute. I like it.</p>
<p>Do you hate me now?</p>
<p>Are you definitely a Slav-magnet?</p>
<p>Did you “shh” nicely?</p>
<p>Do you hate me now?</p>
<p>Nooo, I’m just surprised. Because this Slav thing is incredible…</p>
<p>I like Slavs, but they’re bad boys usualllyyyy. Be a good one and I won’t hate you.</p>
<p>Are you definitely a Slav-magnet?</p>
<p>I think so.</p>
<p>Did you “shh” nicely?</p>
<p>Yesss.</p>
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<p>Didn’t you say that good boys aren’t for you?</p>
<p>Are you a walking contradiction?</p>
<p>Do you know what I’m talking about?</p>
<p>Later snoop, later.</p>
<p>Didn’t you say that good boys aren’t for you?</p>
<p>Only if they’re too good. You know what I mean. You do.</p>
<p>Are you a walking contradiction?</p>
<p>No, I’m a Hypocrisy Parade.</p>